isang araw, sumakay ako sa isang jeep.
nagtataka ako kung bakit lahat sila nakatitig sa akin
kinakabahan ako, halos hindi na ako makahinga.
buti na lang may isang batang naglakas ng loob atsinabing
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"kuya, yung kulangot mo nakalawit. Ang laki pamandin!"
Sabado, Abril 28, 2012
YAMAN!
A letter from an Arab student to his Dad:
Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here. But Dad I'm a bit ashamed to arrive at my school with my pure gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and fellow students travel by train.
Your son,
Nasser
Reply of his Dad:
My dear loving son, $20M has just transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.
Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here. But Dad I'm a bit ashamed to arrive at my school with my pure gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and fellow students travel by train.
Your son,
Nasser
Reply of his Dad:
My dear loving son, $20M has just transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.
by the way, it's GARDO
boy: I just met the most incredible girl. Ga, this is for you
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"inch by inch we're movin' closer."
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girl: by the way, it's GARDO
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"inch by inch we're movin' closer."
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girl: by the way, it's GARDO
mag PA-KWAN!
matamis man ang pakwan
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mas matamis parin ang niligawan, niyakap, sinuyo at hinagkan
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bago mag PA-KWAN
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mas matamis parin ang niligawan, niyakap, sinuyo at hinagkan
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bago mag PA-KWAN
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