Thank You, Nurse!

Nurses are being scorned for being late with medicines, and yet they are holding their bladder because they don't have time to use the restroom, and starving because they missed their lunch or dinner. They're being peed on, puked on, pooped on, bled on, bitten, hit, yelled at and are missing their families while taking care of yours. They may even be crying for you. The time you read this, Nurses all over the world is saving lives.

Give thanks to all the Nurses!

IRAMPA ang ITSURA

Being MAGALA is natural to us,
kasi mga CUTE tayo!

So when someone tell you...

"Hoy! Grabe ka kung gumala"

Just turn your back and say,
"AFFFECTED ka? Ikaw ba naman regaluhan ng ganitong itsura hindi mo IRARAMPA?"

LADIES FIRST

Long ago, a couple were madly in love with each other.

They wanted to marry but both their parents didn't approve.
So they decided to commit suicide together and planned to jump from a cliff.
The man could not bear to see his sweetheart die.
So he convinced her that h will jump first and he did.
But the girl never jumped.
That is why thereafter all, men decided on:

"LADIES FIRST"

LAKAS TAMA

Karamihan sa mga babae ngayon..


hindi kasing husay magluto ng nanay nila.


Pero kasing lakas uminom ng tatay nila! :))

SALOT

kahit wala kang KAGANDAHAN...


basta meron kang taglay na sobrang KALANDIAN..


pasok ka sa LIPUNAN!

SALOT nga lang. :p

NEWTON'S 4TH LAW

NEWTON'S 4TH LAW:

The last drop of male urine does not obey the law of gravity...

unless..

SHAKEN! :))

LASHENG

2 AMIGA NAGLALASING:

pag-uwi natatae sila at sa sementeryo inabutan.

Ang una ginamt ang panty tsaka tinapon.
Yung pangalawa, nakakita ng boquet sa puntod at ginawang pamunas.

Kinabukasan, sabi ng mga asawa nila..
PEDRO: Kapatid, bantayan natin mga misis natin. Misis ko umuwi kagabi walang panty!

JUAN: Mas grabe Misis ko kapatid. Merong card nakadikit sa puwet na may nakasulat, "We'll never forget you."