a man is like a cat ;
chase him and he will run.
sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.
Huwebes, Setyembre 15, 2011
love at first sight
i believe in love at first sight because i've been loving my mother since i opened my eyes. :)
ethics are the cousins of ducks :))
TEACHER : class, what is ethics?
JUAN : sir, ethics are the cousins of ducks! what can you say sir?
TEACHER : very nice answer! that duck will lay an egg and that EGG will be your GRADE!
JUAN : sir, ethics are the cousins of ducks! what can you say sir?
TEACHER : very nice answer! that duck will lay an egg and that EGG will be your GRADE!
KASABWAT!!!
kahit gaano ka pa kasama,
may ilang tao parin na kaya kang tingnan sa mabuting paraan..
ang tawag sa kanila..
KASABWAT!!!
may ilang tao parin na kaya kang tingnan sa mabuting paraan..
ang tawag sa kanila..
KASABWAT!!!
"LONG QUOTE"
"LOG QUOTE"
ito yung nararamdaman ko tuwing hindi kita nakikita at di kita kasama kaya eto ako ngayon..
ang LONQUOTE! :))
ito yung nararamdaman ko tuwing hindi kita nakikita at di kita kasama kaya eto ako ngayon..
ang LONQUOTE! :))
huwag kang magseryoso sa taong hindi naman interesado sa'yo
"huwag kang magseryoso sa taong hindi naman interesado sa'yo. para ka lang nagpagod na ma-perfect ang isang quiz na hindi naman recorded."
SINO ANG MAS MAHIRAP ANG SITWASYON?
SINO ANG MAS MAHIRAP ANG SITWASYON?
ang ngongo na pinapakanta sa harapan ng buong klase..
o ang mga kaklase niyang nakikinig sa kanya na ibabagsak daw ng teacher kapag tumatawa sila???
ang ngongo na pinapakanta sa harapan ng buong klase..
o ang mga kaklase niyang nakikinig sa kanya na ibabagsak daw ng teacher kapag tumatawa sila???
INDAY vs PULUBI
INDAY : off you go! under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!
PULUBI : oh! i'm so ashamed! such a mansion of social climbing freaks!
PULUBI : oh! i'm so ashamed! such a mansion of social climbing freaks!
si JUAN, magpapatattoo!
JUAN : pare, lagyan mo nga ako ng tattoo!
PEDRO : bakit naman?
JUAN : napagkakamalan kasi akong bading eh!
PEDRO : sige, san mo gustong ilagay?
JUAN : Sa kilay pare, para magmukha akong MATARAY!
PEDRO : bakit naman?
JUAN : napagkakamalan kasi akong bading eh!
PEDRO : sige, san mo gustong ilagay?
JUAN : Sa kilay pare, para magmukha akong MATARAY!
para kang NBA finals
para kang NBA finals..
kasi maDALLAS pa rin kita isipin kahit na MIAMI ka ng ipinalit sakin.
kasi maDALLAS pa rin kita isipin kahit na MIAMI ka ng ipinalit sakin.
magsyotang ngongo na walang sawang nagsasabihan ng ILOVEYOU
BOY : alam niyo. alam niyo, alaaammm nyooo!
GIRL : alam nyo to. alam nyo to. alaaammm nyooo tooooo!
magsyotang ngongo na walang sawang nagsasabihan ng ILOVEYOU. :)
GIRL : alam nyo to. alam nyo to. alaaammm nyooo tooooo!
magsyotang ngongo na walang sawang nagsasabihan ng ILOVEYOU. :)
MAHAL mo lang talaga siya kaya ka masaya
kapag napapatawa ka ng isang tao ng maraming beses,
hindi siya magaling magpatawa..
MAHAL mo lang talaga siya kaya ka masaya. :)
hindi siya magaling magpatawa..
MAHAL mo lang talaga siya kaya ka masaya. :)
a loveless life is like a fruitless tree
a loveless life is like a fruitless tree.
but a friendless life is like a rootless tree.
"a tree can live without fruits, but not without roots."
but a friendless life is like a rootless tree.
"a tree can live without fruits, but not without roots."
falling in love is like looking at the stars
"falling in love is like looking at the stars..
if you pick one out of the billions and stare at it long enough..
all the others just fade away.."
if you pick one out of the billions and stare at it long enough..
all the others just fade away.."
God doesn't always say YES in every prayer we ask for
God's plans are better than ours.
that's why God doesn't always say YES in every prayer we ask for.
sometimes He says,
"my child, allow me.. I HAVE A BETTER WAY."
that's why God doesn't always say YES in every prayer we ask for.
sometimes He says,
"my child, allow me.. I HAVE A BETTER WAY."
3 dad's are talking about their sons (payabangan!)
this is a story of the most fortunate son;
3 dad's are talking about their sons:
D1 : my son is a banker. recently, he gave his friend $30,000.
D2 : my son is an Engineer. recently, he gave his friend a house and lot.
D3 : my son owns a jet company. recently, he gave his friend a jet.
(D4 came out from the CR and the 3 dads asked him about his son)
D4 : my son is a gay and a strip teaser.
D1,D2,D3 : oh, your son is unfortunate!
D4 : even if he's like that, i love him! in fact, during his birthday, he received $30,000, a house and lot and a jet from his suitors. :)))
3 dad's are talking about their sons:
D1 : my son is a banker. recently, he gave his friend $30,000.
D2 : my son is an Engineer. recently, he gave his friend a house and lot.
D3 : my son owns a jet company. recently, he gave his friend a jet.
(D4 came out from the CR and the 3 dads asked him about his son)
D4 : my son is a gay and a strip teaser.
D1,D2,D3 : oh, your son is unfortunate!
D4 : even if he's like that, i love him! in fact, during his birthday, he received $30,000, a house and lot and a jet from his suitors. :)))
pahingi naman kahit konting pagtingin
BOY : marami ka bang nakikita?
GIRL : bakit?
BOY : pahingi naman kahit konting pagtingin. :D
GIRL : bakit?
BOY : pahingi naman kahit konting pagtingin. :D
break-up
sa break-up laging sinasabi,
"tuldukan na natin to wala naman patutunguhan."
what of ayaw mo pang bumitiw?
pwede kaya sabihin na,
"kuwitan muna natin to, tuloy nalang natin pag mahal mo na ULIT ako."
"tuldukan na natin to wala naman patutunguhan."
what of ayaw mo pang bumitiw?
pwede kaya sabihin na,
"kuwitan muna natin to, tuloy nalang natin pag mahal mo na ULIT ako."
"FRIENDSHIP" stays "FOREVER" but "LOVE" lasts till "ETERNITY"
SUBJECT : 2 girls nakabitin sa bangin with a boy extending his right hand to save either his gf or bff. the boy saved his bff but his gf fell down.
MESSAGE:
BFF : bakit ako
BOY : bestfriend kita eh.
BFF : masaya ka ba?
(a tear fell down from the boy's eye.)
BFF : anong gusto mong gawin ko?
BOY : itulak mo ako para may kasama siya.
LESSON : "FRIENDSHIP" stays "FOREVER" but "LOVE" lasts till "ETERNITY"
MESSAGE:
BFF : bakit ako
BOY : bestfriend kita eh.
BFF : masaya ka ba?
(a tear fell down from the boy's eye.)
BFF : anong gusto mong gawin ko?
BOY : itulak mo ako para may kasama siya.
LESSON : "FRIENDSHIP" stays "FOREVER" but "LOVE" lasts till "ETERNITY"
Alzheimer's Test
How fast can you guess these words?
Time yourself!
1. F_ _ K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X
4. P_N_S
5. BOO_S
6. _ _ NDOM
ANSWERS:
1. FORK
2. PULSE
3. SIX
4. PANTS
5. BOOKS
6. RANDOM
How many correct answers you've got? :D
Time yourself!
1. F_ _ K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X
4. P_N_S
5. BOO_S
6. _ _ NDOM
ANSWERS:
1. FORK
2. PULSE
3. SIX
4. PANTS
5. BOOKS
6. RANDOM
How many correct answers you've got? :D
para kang UBE sa halo-halo
BOY : alam mo, para kang UBE sa halo-halo.
GIRL : bakit? matamis ako magmahal?
BOY: hinde! ANG SARAP MO SA IBABAW!
GIRL : bakit? matamis ako magmahal?
BOY: hinde! ANG SARAP MO SA IBABAW!
ang panget mo!!! :p
BOY : miss, hulaan kita..pwede?
GIRL : oo ba!
BOY : single ka noh?
GIRL : (nag-bublush na pasagot) oo! pano mo nalaman?
BOY : ANG PANGET MO KAYA!!!
GIRL : oo ba!
BOY : single ka noh?
GIRL : (nag-bublush na pasagot) oo! pano mo nalaman?
BOY : ANG PANGET MO KAYA!!!
'u' and 'i' sounds good together
BOY : ui!
GIRL : ui na lang ba lagi mo itatawag sakin?
BOY : oo.
GIRL : bakit naman?
BOY : because "u" and "i" sounds good together.
GIRL : ui na lang ba lagi mo itatawag sakin?
BOY : oo.
GIRL : bakit naman?
BOY : because "u" and "i" sounds good together.
two is better than one
aanhin pa ang katagang STICK TO ONE..
kung may bago namang TWO IS BETTER THAN ONE?!
kung may bago namang TWO IS BETTER THAN ONE?!
tagapag-mana ng ari-arian
LOLA : apo, sayo ko na ipapamana lahat ng ari-arian ko dahil malapit na ako mamatay.. sayo na lahat apo. baboy, aso, kabayo at mga hacienda ko.
APO : salamat po lola. saan po ba yun?
LOLA : open mo FB account ko. nandun sa farmville ko.
hahaha!!
APO : salamat po lola. saan po ba yun?
LOLA : open mo FB account ko. nandun sa farmville ko.
hahaha!!
minsan mas tamang BUMITAW na lang
minsan mas tamang BUMITAW kapag alam mong hindi ka na pinapahalagahan..
malay mo sa pagbitaw mo..
mahulog ka sa tamang pwesto at masalo ng tamang tao.. :)
malay mo sa pagbitaw mo..
mahulog ka sa tamang pwesto at masalo ng tamang tao.. :)
si LOLA, EMO na! :))
isang gabi habang nanonood g TV..
lumapit ang lola ko. itim ang damit. itim ang paligid ng mata. mukhang malungkot habang may hawak na kutsilyo.
"apo,
bagay ba sakin ang EMO?"
lumapit ang lola ko. itim ang damit. itim ang paligid ng mata. mukhang malungkot habang may hawak na kutsilyo.
"apo,
bagay ba sakin ang EMO?"
a huge wave of zombies is approaching! :)))
NANAY : wow anak! simula nang lumabas ka ng mental sumipag ka na. buti naman at nagtatanim ka na.eh bakit mo naman naisipan magtanim sa harap ng bahay natin?
ANAK : a huge wave of zombies is approaching! :)))
ANAK : a huge wave of zombies is approaching! :)))
magaling magkunwari at magpaikot
"huwag mong itali ang sarili mo sa isang tao na hindi ka sigurado kung mahal at importante ka sa kanya..
sadyang may mga taong magaling magkunwari at magpaikot..
kasama ang pekeng effort.."
sadyang may mga taong magaling magkunwari at magpaikot..
kasama ang pekeng effort.."
dilim ka ba?
BOY : miss, dilim ka ba?
GIRL : bakit?
BOY : wala na kasi akong ibang nakikita pag andyan ka.:)
GIRL : bakit?
BOY : wala na kasi akong ibang nakikita pag andyan ka.:)
ito ang mangyayari kapag hindi nagtino ang gobyerno
ENGINEERING : panday
EDUCATION : tambay
CRIMINOLOGY : tanod
PMA : rebelde
MEDICINE : albularyo
IT : bantay sa computer shop
BS MATH : scorer sa liga
FINE ARTS : pintor ng dingding
PSYCHOLOGY : manghuhula
TOURISM : driver
MASCOM : bugaw
NURSING : yaya
MIDWIFERY : abortionist
MEDTECH : drug pusher
HRM : waiter
at ang malupit...
ACCOUNTANCY : kubrador! :)))
EDUCATION : tambay
CRIMINOLOGY : tanod
PMA : rebelde
MEDICINE : albularyo
IT : bantay sa computer shop
BS MATH : scorer sa liga
FINE ARTS : pintor ng dingding
PSYCHOLOGY : manghuhula
TOURISM : driver
MASCOM : bugaw
NURSING : yaya
MIDWIFERY : abortionist
MEDTECH : drug pusher
HRM : waiter
at ang malupit...
ACCOUNTANCY : kubrador! :)))
ang sakit isiping friends lang tayo
LOLO : pwede ba kitang iremove sa friend list ko sa facebook?
LOLA : aww. bakit?
LOLO : ang sakit kasing isiping friends lang tayo :(
LOLA : aww. bakit?
LOLO : ang sakit kasing isiping friends lang tayo :(
si Tatay, gumigiling!!!
Isang binata ang pumasok sa isang gay bar. Nalaman ng nanay niya at nagalit ito.
NANAY : Ano naman ang nakita mo roon na hindi mo dapat makita?
BINATA : Si Tatay po, gumigiling!
NANAY : Ano naman ang nakita mo roon na hindi mo dapat makita?
BINATA : Si Tatay po, gumigiling!
IQ TEST
7:25 am
A murder happened in the circular house of reyes family where the baby has been killed. the police asked everyone of them where they were when the crime was committed.
FATHER : I was just watching TV.
MOTHER : I was just cooking foods for our dinner.
SISTER : I was just reading books at a corner.
UNCLE : I was still sleeping.
YAYA : I was just preparing the milk for the baby.
two of them are the killers.
who are they?
A murder happened in the circular house of reyes family where the baby has been killed. the police asked everyone of them where they were when the crime was committed.
FATHER : I was just watching TV.
MOTHER : I was just cooking foods for our dinner.
SISTER : I was just reading books at a corner.
UNCLE : I was still sleeping.
YAYA : I was just preparing the milk for the baby.
two of them are the killers.
who are they?
Pedro and Juan
Pedro : mag iinternet ako. ioopen ko facebook account mo. haha!
Juan : weh, bakit? alam mo ba password ko?
Pedro : oo! bobo! nakita ko. anim na asteris! :p
Juan : weh, bakit? alam mo ba password ko?
Pedro : oo! bobo! nakita ko. anim na asteris! :p
bakit ka nagbabra? :p
Bata : ate kapag wala ka bang tenga maghihikaw ka ba?
Ate : syempre hinde!
Bata : Pag wala ka bang daliri magsisingsing ka ba?
Ate : Hindi din syempre!
Bata : Bakit ka nagbabra?
Ate : nak ka nang!!!
Ate : syempre hinde!
Bata : Pag wala ka bang daliri magsisingsing ka ba?
Ate : Hindi din syempre!
Bata : Bakit ka nagbabra?
Ate : nak ka nang!!!
magkumare sa palengke (ilokano)
Oyang : ammum mare, nu makitkitak deta patatas, malaglagip ku jay kwa ni parem.
Tina : apay mare, kasta kadakkel na?
Oyang : Haan mare.. kasta kamureng na! :)))
Tina : apay mare, kasta kadakkel na?
Oyang : Haan mare.. kasta kamureng na! :)))
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