hirap maging GWAPO!

boy: hay naku! ang hirap talaga maging GWAPO!
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girl: oo nga eh. buti hindi mo NARARANASAN! :p

AKIN KA. :)

pwede bang maging DIPLOMA kita?
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Paranaman magkaroon ako ng katibyan na AKIN KA.:)

friendship law

Friendship has one law.
They said, never let your friends feel that they are alone
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so
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disturb them as much as you can! :p

pedro & Juan

Teacher: Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun.Now Pedro, what is next to Mercury?

Pedro: generic pharmacy siguro ma'am. 'di lang ako sure.

Teacher: Pilosopo! Sa planets hindi mga pharmacy. Ang answer Venus. Sige Juan, ano ang susunod sa Venus?

Juan: ka-simple, SHAMCEY TSUP TSUP! 25! PHILIPPINES!

KAKALIWA ka ba?

magandang pasahero: kuya, KAKALIWA ka ba?
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driver: kung magiging tayo, siyempre HINDI

SLUTTY GIRL

A slutty girl is like the first slice of bread in a loaf.

Everyone touches it but nobody wants it!

ang SEX parang BILLIARDS

Ang SEX,
parang BILLIARDS
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IPASOK mo na ang LAHAT,
huwag lang yung PUTI!!!