ANG SARAP NG FEELING KO!

hindi ka naman REBISCO..
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pero bakit pagdatng sayo..
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ANG SARAP NG FEELING KO!

BREAK NA NGA KASI TAYO!

G: i need space
B: (umusod ng onti) o yan space
G: i mean maghiwalay na tayo
B: o sige, jan ka dumaan sa kaliwa dito ako sa kanan
G: ano ba?!
B: anong ano ba?!
G: ayaw sayo ng mama ko!
B: mas lalo naman ako! di ako pumapatol sa matanda no. kaw talga hon, loko! :D
G: BREAK NA NGA KASI TAYO!
B: o eto skyflakes, ikagat mo ang break mo.
G: leche! wag na nga lang!

look-a-like

brocolli: i look like a tree.

mushroom: i look like an umbrella.

walnut: i look like a brain.

banana: change topic.

Walk by Faith

God has a perfect plan for our lives; He never does it all at once, just step by step because He wants to teach us to 'WALK BY FAITH not by sight'.

INNER ROW

INNER ROW.
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yun bang bago mag-pebrerow.
marsow.
abril.
mayow.
hunyow.
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thats INNER ROW! :)))

tape recorder

boy: wow! miss ang ganda mo naman kumanta. pwede ipa-tape mo yan?
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girl: ha? ipa-tape recorder ko?
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boy: hindi! itape mo yang bibig mo!

identify what we lost and what we took for granted

Mistakes makes us identify what we lost and what we took for granted. They make us realize that sometimes there's no such thing as..
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Later,
Next time,
And second chance.

being nice with the people you like and you hate

It's easy to be nice with the people you like.
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but being nice to the people you hate,
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that's a SKILL

friendship is the best relationship and the best example of love

If you encounter so much pain because of the person you loved the most, you will learn to love your friends so much and discover the reality that friendship is the best relationship and the best example of love.

ang love parang computer virus

ang love parang computer virus..
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sinisira lahat ng pinaghihirapan mo.

science trivia

did you know that GRAVITY is stronger at morning?
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it is proven in the fact that...
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ANG HIRAP BUMANGON

ang love parang bill ng kuryente

Ang love parang bill ng kuryente..
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ang daming hidden charges..
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ang hirap labanan!

lagundi? o malandi?

Ano bang masarap pakuluan?
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Yung lagundi o yung malandi?
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Tingin ko yung malandi..
para tanggal kati!
hahahaha

mag-shota nagddate sa park

gf: (natawa ng makitang may malunggay ang ngipin ng bf)

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bf: bakit?

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gf: hulaan ko kung ano ulam niyo kanina!

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bf: sige na! ano?

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gf: malunggay, tama? haha!

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bf: haha! mali! kahapon pa yun hon. kaw talga, pa-kiss nga!

konting common sense naman diyan!

boy: nay, may ulam ba?
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nanay: tignan mo na lang jan sa ref anak.
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boy: eh wala naman tayong ref diba?
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nanay: oh eh di wala tayong ulam. konting common sense naman diyan anak!

wound inside my heart

If you were a wound inside my heart, I'd rather leave it there with all the pain locked inside than leave it without a trace of you.

3 BEST WORDS IN THE MORNING

1. Thank you Lord.
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2. Forgive me Lord.
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3. Bless me Lord today!

BREAK na tayo!

bf : break na tayo!
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gf : (maluha-luha) bakit?
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bf : wala lang. break na tayo.
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gf : (sinampal si bf)
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bf : bakit mo ako sinampal?
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gf : bakit? nagtatanong ka pa? (sinampal ulit si bf)
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bf : ano ba problema mo? niyayaya lang naman kita magbreak kasi nagugutom  na ako!!! dadating na si maám!