"jokes and quotes": 03/30/12

Biyernes, Marso 30, 2012

heights of racism

heights of racism:

a little white kid goes and stands between 2 black kids

and says,

"look mommy, I made an OREO!"

it's more fun in the philippines

since we have already the "it's more fun in the philippines", maybe we can also -have some of these Philippines domestic tourism slogans:

-Boracay You Sexy Beach

-Haller, Baler!

-Bohol: Go To Hill

-Be Cool, Bicol

-Thank you, Camiguin!

-Hanap Mo Bay Maluwang? Halina Sa Laoag!

-Maliit Navotas, Lumalaki

-We Fly High In Capiz!

-Go Gaga In Naga!

-Kaibigan! Punta Na Sa Vigan!

-Virac, You Rock!

-Kamuning, Get Me!

-Better Leyte Than Never!

-Whee! Twai-Tawi

-Walang Aayaw Sa Apayao!

-Maraming Gig Sa Taguig!

-Bongga Ka Day Sa Norzagaray!

Isama na ang I wanna dance with Zambales, I wanna feel the heat with Zambales!

Eto pa, Batang Di solid, Batang di Liquid, Batangas!

Ang pamatay, He can, she can, you can, we all can, Bulacan

FOREVER is a lot more possible

maybe the reason why you have to stop loving a person is because fate chose both of you to be friends

where FOREVER is a lot more possible.

2 main things about friendship

Great friendship is about two main things:

first, is to find out the similarities

and

second is to respect the differences.

NURSE

when you save a person's life, they call you a hero.
when you combine science with caring, they call you an expert.
when you share your compassion, they call you a friend.
when you do all three, they call you a NURSE.

BARKADA ang dahilan kung bakit wala kang LOVELIFE

Minsan ang mga baliw mong BARKADA ang dahilan kung bakit hindi mo namamalayang wala kang LOVELIFE.

for green minded persons only

2 kids were lying on bed under a blanket.

1st kid; i'm a boy, and you?

2nd kid: i don't know.

1st kid: wait! i'll check!

(he went under the blanket and said "you're a girl")

2nd kid: how did you know?

1st kid: 'coz my socks are blue and your's are pink! :))

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