friends with BENEFITS

bakit kasi kailangan pang maging bf/gf?
kung pwede namang maging friends lang..





....with B E N E F I T S ! :D

magandang asal

bata : tinuruan po kami ng magandang asal sa school kanina

nanay : ah talaga? di marunong ka nang gumalang?

bata : malamang. tanga ka ba?

XD

two types of people

"There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world : those who are afraid to try themselves, and those who are afraid that you will succeed."-RAY GOFORTH

cockroach! :D

what;s worse than finding a cockroach in your burger while eating?



pag nakita mong KALAHATI na lang yung cockroach! :D

itnok time! :)

BOY : alam mo sana naging manok ka na lang.
GIRL : huh? bakit naman? hindi naman ako tumitilaok ah.. hmmm!
BOY : para lagi mong inuupan ang itlog ko..

"Wake up happy, laugh out loud, hum a tune, whisper a prayer and savor a memory.

LIFE is like a scoop of ice cream, taste and enjoy it before it melts."

sa JEEP

pasaherong nakaputi : mama, bayad ko po!

driver : estudyante ba?

pasahero : registered nurse na po!

driver : yabang! mataas pa kita ko sayo!