maaaring puro KALOKOHAN lang ang nalalaman ko..
pero sana naman maniwala ka
na IKAW lang..
ang KINALOLOKOHAN ko..
Lunes, Hulyo 11, 2011
people change
people easily CHANGE.
when they're ALONE,
they KNOW you.
when they got
NO ONE beside them,
you're IMPORTANT.
but when they've already FOUND somebody NEW,
someone they LIKE more than you,
they JUST suddenly don't know you,
and forgot that they needed you ONCE.
when they're ALONE,
they KNOW you.
when they got
NO ONE beside them,
you're IMPORTANT.
but when they've already FOUND somebody NEW,
someone they LIKE more than you,
they JUST suddenly don't know you,
and forgot that they needed you ONCE.
mapanglait
titser: ang pangit naman ng pangalan mo. CONRADO DOMINGO in short CONDOM
boy: ok lang po yun ma'am.. kaysa po sa asawa niyo.. SUPREMO POTANCIENO in short, supot!
boy: ok lang po yun ma'am.. kaysa po sa asawa niyo.. SUPREMO POTANCIENO in short, supot!
mga taong dapat iwasan.
May mga tao na dapat iwasan.
Pero hindi ibig sabihin na hindi mo na sila pinapahalagahan.
Kelangan mo lang ng konting katahimikan.
Para sa susunod kaya mo ng lumaban.
Pero hindi ibig sabihin na hindi mo na sila pinapahalagahan.
Kelangan mo lang ng konting katahimikan.
Para sa susunod kaya mo ng lumaban.
magulong buhay!
ISKO : Gulo ng buhay ko pare
ARTEMO : Ay, sinabi mo p! Lalo na buhay ko! Nagpakasal ako sa biyuda, may anak na dalaga..pinakasalan ni tatay yung anak.. Nanay ko na tuloy yung dalaga.. Si tatay manugang ko na! Yung asawa ko, biyenan ni tatay! Kung magka-anak sila nung dalaga, lolo ako nung kapatid ko.
hahaha!!!
ARTEMO : Ay, sinabi mo p! Lalo na buhay ko! Nagpakasal ako sa biyuda, may anak na dalaga..pinakasalan ni tatay yung anak.. Nanay ko na tuloy yung dalaga.. Si tatay manugang ko na! Yung asawa ko, biyenan ni tatay! Kung magka-anak sila nung dalaga, lolo ako nung kapatid ko.
hahaha!!!
hindi mo mararamdaman kung magtatanong ka lang
may nagtanong sakin,
"masarap ka ba magmahal?"
ang sagot ko naman:
"hindi mo mararamdaman kung magtatanong ka lang"
"masarap ka ba magmahal?"
ang sagot ko naman:
"hindi mo mararamdaman kung magtatanong ka lang"
Posibleng sa bawat pagkakamali ay makuha pa nating magpatawad muli
"Posibleng sa bawat pagkakamali ay makuha pa nating magpatawad muli. Pero kung ihahalintulad mo sa isang bagay, hindi naman siguro sa tuwing mabubutas ang shorts mo ay pagtatyagaan mong tahiin ulit."
- Bob Ong
- Bob Ong
malandi at faithful bf
malandi : balita ko namatay gf mo. pwede bag pumalit sa pwesto niya?
faithful bf : hmm.. ewan ko lang kung papayag yung punenarya..
hahahaha!!!
faithful bf : hmm.. ewan ko lang kung papayag yung punenarya..
hahahaha!!!
ang taong gusto mo, parang ice cream
ang taong gusto mo, parang ice cream.
Matutunaw yan kapag tinitigan mo lang.
Kaya dapat habang maaga,dilaan mo na!
hahaha!!!
Matutunaw yan kapag tinitigan mo lang.
Kaya dapat habang maaga,dilaan mo na!
hahaha!!!
teacher and student (funny)
Teacher : Why are you talking during my discussion?
Student : And why are you discussing during my conversation?
hahaha!!!
Student : And why are you discussing during my conversation?
hahaha!!!
nagloloko
BF : lab, nagloloko cp ko, namamatay. I'll text you later.
GF : Ah ganun ba? Eh bakit ikaw nagloloko di ka pa mamatay matay?
hahahah!!
GF : Ah ganun ba? Eh bakit ikaw nagloloko di ka pa mamatay matay?
hahahah!!
dapat pala tatlo sila!
masarap magmahal ng dalawa..
pwedeng maglambing sa isa pag wala yung isa,
pwedeng yumakap sa isa
pag may tampo sa isa.
masaya diba? pero paanp kung parehas silang mawala?
saka mo lang ba maiisip..
na dapat pla tatlo sila?!!
hahaha!
pwedeng maglambing sa isa pag wala yung isa,
pwedeng yumakap sa isa
pag may tampo sa isa.
masaya diba? pero paanp kung parehas silang mawala?
saka mo lang ba maiisip..
na dapat pla tatlo sila?!!
hahaha!
Love this person..
"you should love the person whose been with you throughout the most tiring times;
who lied just to make you feel better;
who never stopped believing i your weird, complicated excuses;
who faced the consequences of your wrong doings;
who encouraged you to stand after every downfall;
who managed to be the strongest in your weaker moment.
Love this person for this person is all you got in your hardest times.
Asking who?
Think and reflect.
who lied just to make you feel better;
who never stopped believing i your weird, complicated excuses;
who faced the consequences of your wrong doings;
who encouraged you to stand after every downfall;
who managed to be the strongest in your weaker moment.
Love this person for this person is all you got in your hardest times.
Asking who?
Think and reflect.
miss, energy ka ba? (banat)
Boy : miss, miss energy ka ba?
Girl : bakit? ako ba nagpapalakas sayo?
Boy : hindi, mukha kang cobra eh. ang swanget!
hahahahaha!
Girl : bakit? ako ba nagpapalakas sayo?
Boy : hindi, mukha kang cobra eh. ang swanget!
hahahahaha!
secret to real happiness
"The secret to real happiness is to ignore the negative voices in your head.
No matter how bad things seem, they'll always get better."
No matter how bad things seem, they'll always get better."
girl searching for a boy
Some girls search for a boy to sleep with.
I search for one worth waking up to.
I search for one worth waking up to.
super sweet! :)
BF : Alam mo ba kung anong pangarap ko sa buhay?
GF : Hmm.. Yumaman at magkaroon ng kotse?
BF : Mali ka. Ang pangarap ko sa buhay ay sumakay sa jeep kasama ka.
GF : Yun lang?!
BF : At sabihing "bayad oh, dalawang senior citizen."
GF : Hmm.. Yumaman at magkaroon ng kotse?
BF : Mali ka. Ang pangarap ko sa buhay ay sumakay sa jeep kasama ka.
GF : Yun lang?!
BF : At sabihing "bayad oh, dalawang senior citizen."
ang iyong kamatayan ang aming kinabukasan
"If you don't take good care of yourself,
we will take good care of you."
a reminder from BABARAN MEMORIAL HOMES.
"ang iyong kamatayan ang aming kinabukasan"
we will take good care of you."
a reminder from BABARAN MEMORIAL HOMES.
"ang iyong kamatayan ang aming kinabukasan"
good for the heart.
"Looking for a person to love,
is like looking for a healthy food.
Hindi siya kelangan masarap,
basta good for the heart."
is like looking for a healthy food.
Hindi siya kelangan masarap,
basta good for the heart."
L-O-V-E
Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are.
Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Your mother and i had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two.
- captain corelli's mandolin
Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Your mother and i had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two.
- captain corelli's mandolin
caring for someone
when you truly care for someone,
their mistakes never change your feelings.
cause it's the mind that gets angry.
but the heart still loves them.
their mistakes never change your feelings.
cause it's the mind that gets angry.
but the heart still loves them.
friends
same life,
may not share the same memories
but we're still the same,
we're still friends no matter how vague life gets.
may not share the same memories
but we're still the same,
we're still friends no matter how vague life gets.
the MAGIC to let you FALL-IN-LOVE
never waste an opportunity to say
I LOVE YOU to someone you really love 'coz it's
not easy to meet a person who has the
magic to let you
FALL-IN-LOVE. :)
I LOVE YOU to someone you really love 'coz it's
not easy to meet a person who has the
magic to let you
FALL-IN-LOVE. :)
ang ayaw ko sa taong gusto ko
isa lang naman ang ayaw ko sa taong gusto ko eh..
yun ay ang
GIRLFRIEND niya!!!
yun ay ang
GIRLFRIEND niya!!!
di ko siya mamahalin kahit kailan!!!
Nung sinabi ko
sa kanya na hindi
ko siya
mamahalin kahit
kailan..
Nabusog ako..
dahil kinain ko lahat ng sinabi ko..
sa kanya na hindi
ko siya
mamahalin kahit
kailan..
Nabusog ako..
dahil kinain ko lahat ng sinabi ko..
teacher and johny "i like the way you think"
Teacher asks Johny:
If there were 5 birds on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?
Johny : none as others will fly away.
Teacher : the answer is four but I like the way you think.
Johny :
I have a question ma'am, if three woman are eating ice cream, one licking, one biting and one sucking, which one is married?
Teacher nervously answered :
Well, the one sucking the cone.
Johny : No, you're wrong. The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think ma'am.
hahaha! :p
If there were 5 birds on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?
Johny : none as others will fly away.
Teacher : the answer is four but I like the way you think.
Johny :
I have a question ma'am, if three woman are eating ice cream, one licking, one biting and one sucking, which one is married?
Teacher nervously answered :
Well, the one sucking the cone.
Johny : No, you're wrong. The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think ma'am.
hahaha! :p
guy 1 and guy 2
guy 1 : Uy pare, napanaginipan kita!
guy 2 : Oh? Ano naman?
guy 1 : Naglalaro daw tayo basketball tapos natumba ako at sinalo mo ako. Nagkatinginan tayo. At unti unting naglapit mga labi natin tapos..
guy 2 : STOP!!
guy 1 : Bakit?
guy 2 : kinikilig ako!
hahaha
guy 2 : Oh? Ano naman?
guy 1 : Naglalaro daw tayo basketball tapos natumba ako at sinalo mo ako. Nagkatinginan tayo. At unti unting naglapit mga labi natin tapos..
guy 2 : STOP!!
guy 1 : Bakit?
guy 2 : kinikilig ako!
hahaha
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