UTANG

Kung ayaw mong kalimutan ka ng isang tao
.
.
.
.
UTANGAN mo!

BISYO

Dalawa lang bisyo ko:
PAGLALASING at PAGSUSUGAL
.
.
.
.
ang MALASING sa pagmamahal mo at ISUGAL ang lahat para sayo

substitute my X

Mahusay ka ba sa Algebra?
.
.
.
.
kasi, can you substitute my X without asking Y?

NAKAKAINIP

Lahat ba ng matagal nakaka-inip?
.
.
.
.
Paano kapag hinalikan kita ng matagal,
maiinip ka kaya?

MANHID na tao

isa sa pinakamalaking katangahan sa mundo
.
.
.
.
yung alam mong madaming may gudto sayo,
pero nagagawa mo paring maghintay,
sa isang napakaMANHID na tao

Juan & Pedro saving a preggy

Juan and Pedro were swimming at the beach when they saw a pregnant woman drowning.

They quickly pulled her to safety.

Juan starts to do CPR when he noticed Pedro take the woman's underwear off and put his mouth on her vagina.

Juan asked Pedro: What are you doing?

Pedro said: You save the mother and I'll save the child!

pet shop

in the pet shop scenario:

SUICIDE BOMBER: everyone has 1 minute to get out of the pet store!

TURTLE: alla! i hate you!