teacher and johny "i like the way you think"

Teacher asks Johny:
If there were 5 birds on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?

Johny : none as others will fly away.

Teacher : the answer is four but I like the way you think.

Johny :
I have a question ma'am, if three woman are eating ice cream, one licking, one biting and one sucking, which one is married?

Teacher nervously answered :
Well, the one sucking the cone.

Johny : No, you're wrong. The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think ma'am.



hahaha! :p