YAMAN!

A letter from an Arab student to his Dad:

Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here. But Dad I'm a bit ashamed to arrive at my school with my pure gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and fellow students travel by train.

Your son,
Nasser

Reply of his Dad:

My dear loving son, $20M has just transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.