Nurse & Igorot

igorot: Nurse, please bring me a hot water bag. my toes are cold as ice.

Nurse: (insulted) you're asking the wrong Nurse. I am the Head Nurse.

Igorot: ibaon mo man garud diay foot Nurse. Nakauy-uyong ka laketdin, ammok garud nga para ulo ka?!

hahahaha!!