best advice in 2 lines

Best advice in 2 lines:

Silence is the answer for all questions.

Smiling is the best reaction in all situations

fake smile = million tears

"A fake smile can hide a million tears!"

happy together

"If only two individuals are going to realize how short their time is in this world, maybe they're going to maximize every fraction of a second to be happy together whenever they can."

happiness :)

life is better when you're happy..

but life is at its best when other people are happy because of you.

always be a blessing. :)

smiling :)

Smiling even in pressure is not pretending.

It's a strength from God that enables us to go on in spite of everything.

kasalukuyan at nakaraan

"Huwag mo ng ikumpara ang nakaraan sa kasalukuyan,

dahil ang kasalukuyan ay sinadya para kalimutan ang nakaraan."

eva at adan (joke time!)

Teacer : sino ang pinakabatang babae sa sanlibutan?

Gay student : si eva ma'am, nakita na nga niyang nakahubad si adan, apple pa sinubo. tanga talaga!


hahahaha!!!

stupidity exist

"Never feel empty when the person you love turns you down because not all people are smart enough to appreciate you. That's why stupidity exists."

holy week reflections

1. Sometimes, God breaks our spirit to save our soul.
2. Sometimes, He breaks our heart to make us whole.
3. Sometimes, He sends us pain so we can be stronger.
4. Sometimes, He sends us failures so we can be humble.
5. Sometimes, He sends us illness so we can take better care of ourselves.
6. Sometimes, He takes "EVERYTHING" away from us so we can learn the value of EVERYTHING" we have.

happy spirit

A person that has a "happy spirit" doesn't easily get tired and is always disposed to do GOOD.

Carry a heart that never hates.
Carry a smile that never fades.
Carry a touch that never hurts.

kinalolokohan

maaaring puro KALOKOHAN lang ang nalalaman ko..


pero sana naman maniwala ka


na IKAW lang..


ang KINALOLOKOHAN ko..

people change

people easily CHANGE.

when they're ALONE,

they KNOW you.

when they got
NO ONE beside them,

you're IMPORTANT.

but when they've already FOUND somebody NEW,

someone they LIKE more than you,

they JUST suddenly don't know you,

and forgot that they needed you ONCE.

mapanglait

titser: ang pangit naman ng pangalan mo. CONRADO DOMINGO in short CONDOM

boy: ok lang po yun ma'am.. kaysa po sa asawa niyo.. SUPREMO POTANCIENO in short, supot!

mga taong dapat iwasan.

May mga tao na dapat iwasan.
Pero hindi ibig sabihin na hindi mo na sila pinapahalagahan.
Kelangan mo lang ng konting katahimikan.
Para sa susunod kaya mo ng lumaban.

magulong buhay!

ISKO : Gulo ng buhay ko pare

ARTEMO : Ay, sinabi mo p! Lalo na buhay ko! Nagpakasal ako sa biyuda, may anak na dalaga..pinakasalan ni tatay yung anak.. Nanay ko na tuloy yung dalaga.. Si tatay manugang ko na! Yung asawa ko, biyenan ni tatay! Kung magka-anak sila nung dalaga, lolo ako nung kapatid ko.

hahaha!!!

hindi mo mararamdaman kung magtatanong ka lang

may nagtanong sakin,
"masarap ka ba magmahal?"

ang sagot ko naman:
"hindi mo mararamdaman kung magtatanong ka lang"

Posibleng sa bawat pagkakamali ay makuha pa nating magpatawad muli

"Posibleng sa bawat pagkakamali ay makuha pa nating magpatawad muli. Pero kung ihahalintulad mo sa isang bagay, hindi naman siguro sa tuwing mabubutas ang shorts mo ay pagtatyagaan mong tahiin ulit."

- Bob Ong

malandi at faithful bf

malandi : balita ko namatay gf mo. pwede bag pumalit sa pwesto niya?

faithful bf : hmm.. ewan ko lang kung papayag yung punenarya..

hahahaha!!!

di bale ng nasaktan

"di bale ng nasaktan



bastat nagkatikiman"

hahahaha!!!

ang taong gusto mo, parang ice cream

ang taong gusto mo, parang ice cream.

Matutunaw yan kapag tinitigan mo lang.

Kaya dapat habang maaga,dilaan mo na!

hahaha!!!

teacher and student (funny)

Teacher : Why are you talking during my discussion?

Student : And why are you discussing during my conversation?

hahaha!!!

nagloloko

BF : lab, nagloloko cp ko, namamatay. I'll text you later.

GF : Ah ganun ba? Eh bakit ikaw nagloloko di ka pa mamatay matay?

hahahah!!

dapat pala tatlo sila!

masarap magmahal ng dalawa..
pwedeng maglambing sa isa pag wala yung isa,

pwedeng yumakap sa isa
pag may tampo sa isa.

masaya diba? pero paanp kung parehas silang mawala?

saka mo lang ba maiisip..


na dapat pla tatlo sila?!!

hahaha!

Love this person..

"you should love the person whose been with you throughout the most tiring times;

who lied just to make you feel better;

who never stopped believing i your weird, complicated excuses;

who faced the consequences of your wrong doings;

who encouraged you to stand after every downfall;

who managed to be the strongest in your weaker moment.

Love this person for this person is all you got in your hardest times.

Asking who?


Think and reflect.

miss, energy ka ba? (banat)

Boy : miss, miss energy ka ba?

Girl : bakit? ako ba nagpapalakas sayo?

Boy : hindi, mukha kang cobra eh. ang swanget!

hahahahaha!

a puppet

"A puppet"


yan yo itawit yo AMPALAYA!!!

hahahaha

secret to real happiness

"The secret to real happiness is to ignore the negative voices in your head.
No matter how bad things seem, they'll always get better."

girl searching for a boy

Some girls search for a boy to sleep with.

I search for one worth waking up to.

super sweet! :)

BF : Alam mo ba kung anong pangarap ko sa buhay?

GF : Hmm.. Yumaman at magkaroon ng kotse?

BF : Mali ka. Ang pangarap ko sa buhay ay sumakay sa jeep kasama ka.

GF : Yun lang?!

BF : At sabihing "bayad oh, dalawang senior citizen."

ang iyong kamatayan ang aming kinabukasan

"If you don't take good care of yourself,

we will take good care of you."


a reminder from BABARAN MEMORIAL HOMES.
"ang iyong kamatayan ang aming kinabukasan"

good for the heart.

"Looking for a person to love,
is like looking for a healthy food.

Hindi siya kelangan masarap,
basta good for the heart."

L-O-V-E

Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are.

Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Your mother and i had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two.

- captain corelli's mandolin

crush! :)

sometimes, i pretend to look around,
when i was actually looking at you. :)

caring for someone

when you truly care for someone,

their mistakes never change your feelings.

cause it's the mind that gets angry.

but the heart still loves them.

friends

same life,

may not share the same memories

but we're still the same,

we're still friends no matter how vague life gets.

the MAGIC to let you FALL-IN-LOVE

never waste an opportunity to say
I LOVE YOU to someone you really love 'coz it's
not easy to meet a person who has the
magic to let you


FALL-IN-LOVE. :)

ang ayaw ko sa taong gusto ko

isa lang naman ang ayaw ko sa taong gusto ko eh..

yun ay ang

GIRLFRIEND niya!!!

di ko siya mamahalin kahit kailan!!!

Nung sinabi ko
sa kanya na hindi
ko siya
mamahalin kahit
kailan..

Nabusog ako..

dahil kinain ko lahat ng sinabi ko..

teacher and johny "i like the way you think"

Teacher asks Johny:
If there were 5 birds on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?

Johny : none as others will fly away.

Teacher : the answer is four but I like the way you think.

Johny :
I have a question ma'am, if three woman are eating ice cream, one licking, one biting and one sucking, which one is married?

Teacher nervously answered :
Well, the one sucking the cone.

Johny : No, you're wrong. The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think ma'am.



hahaha! :p

guy 1 and guy 2

guy 1 : Uy pare, napanaginipan kita!

guy 2 : Oh? Ano naman?

guy 1 : Naglalaro daw tayo basketball tapos natumba ako at sinalo mo ako. Nagkatinginan tayo. At unti unting naglapit mga labi natin tapos..

guy 2 : STOP!!

guy 1 : Bakit?

guy 2 : kinikilig ako!

hahaha

nobody is stupid

"nobody is stupid.


it's just that sometimes, we choose to be stupid for us to feel a little bit of what they call,


happiness."

sinong mas tamad?

sinong mas tamad?


yung hindi sumusunod sa utos?


o yung



UTOS NG UTOS???



hahahaha

being happy

When it comes to being happy, there is no right or wrong thing..
It's just a battle between your happiness and their judgement..

kili-kili

BOY ; miss, alam mo yung kili-kili mo parang cake.

GIRL : bakit naman?

BOY : kasi parang black forest eh.


hahahaha!!!

party

sa party, nilapitan ng gwapong lalaki ang isang babae..

BOY : sasayaw ka ba?

GIRL : Yes!!! :D

BOY : hay salamat.. paupo hah.


hahahahaha!!!

friends

we look for friends not because it's lonely watching movies alone..
not because it's sad to eat meals on your own,
nor because it's nice to cuddle up with someone on rainy days.
we look for friends because we want to be accepted..
for the sloppy way we dress,
for the messy way we eat,
for bad hair days and for the simplicity in us.
friendship is an act of acceptance..that with all our imperfections, we are accepted and loved.

kilig!

minsan, tama din naman na iwasan na
nating asarin ang mga kaibigan natin..

mahirap na..

baka hindi na sila natutuwa..

kinikilig na pla!

never grow tired of living

Never ever grow tired of living.
Never ever quit on moving forward.
For you never know how many person
are looking up to you and see you as their inspiration.

Cloudy days don't come without a little rain or sunshine..
Like life, bad days don't come without something good..

"Life is sweetened
but
needed to be stirred well."

the Lord hides EVERYTHING in NOTHING

He hides a tree in a seed.
He hides a butterfly in a cocoon.
He hides a King in a shepherd boy.
He hides a Savior in a baby.

Aren't you excited to see what He's hiding in you?

Be prepared for the Little and Big Blessings that God will provide you in the coming days to show his love for you.

GOD BLESS! :)

time is gold

Time is GOLD....








When you're watching BOLD!!!



hahaha!!!

motto for the day

it's better to wake up having a bad
breath than having no breath at all..

Appreciate life.. :)

kapag nasa tulay kayo ng ex mo..

kapag nasa tulay kayo ng ex mo,
tapos malalaglag na siya,
pero nakakapit parin siya sayo,
tandaan mo..


"kung mahal mo ang isang tao..

Let him go."

Ilaglag mo! Animal na yan!

-hahahaha

green na banat

"Di bale ng tamad, di naman pagod"

may bago na ngayon

"Di bale ng pagod, di naman bitin."

haha! tama!

pero meron ulit bago..

"masarap din mabitin para ulit ulitin!"

hahaha!

bill gates and the waiter

Bill Gates went to a restaurant and paid a $2 tip

Waiter said "yesterday, your son gave $100 tip and you are giving only $2?"

Wise reply by Bill Gates:
"He's a son of a billionaire,
I'm a son of a farmer."

hahaha!!!

lovelife ng mga boys?parang multiple choice

ang lovelife ng mga lalaki,

parang multiple choice..
apat ang pinagpipilian
pero isa ang pipiliin.


d.) all of the above.


hahaha!!!

banat ng bigo

ang pag-ibig ko sayo ay parang
umaapaw na tubig sa timba...





SAYANG!!!

ang lalake, parang bluetooth

Ang lalaki, parang bluetooth connection.
Kapag nasa tabi ka niya,
YOU STAY CONNECTED.
Pero kapag wala ka,
THEY SEARCH FOR NEW DEVICES.

tear = victory

"For every tear you shed, THERE WILL BE VICTORY."
-Ferdinand Marcos

kaibigang tunay. :)

pasalamat ka..

kung minumura ka ng pabiro ng kaibigan mo.

kung hinahampas at binabatukan ka kapag naghaharutan kayo.

kung sinisimot ang pasensya mo

kung inaasar ka ng negatibo sa harap mo

kung binubulabog ang bahay mo

kung palibre sila ng palibre sayo

kung tinatawag mo sila ng mga kung ano anong pangalan

kung lagi ka nilang pinapahamak sa iba't ibang bagay

kung lagi sila nagpapasama sayo

kung lagi nila inuubos an pagkain mo

at least diba hindi sila plastik sayo at alam mo na alam nila na sobrang close kayo. :)

share the best of who you are

If there is anything better than sharing the best of what you have, it is sharing the best of who you are. Never stop being nice. =)

Let go

Let go of the things that cannot longer be fixed..
If you try to put them back, things will only get worse..
Holding on is loving..

But sometimes, letting go is more..

matanda ka na! :p

matanong ko lang...

-nung bata ka ba kinagat mo din yung bakal ng monggol pencil mo para lumabas yung eraser at makapagbura ka?

-pinapapak mo din ba yung milo?

-kumakanta ka din ba noon sa harap ng electricfan?

-sinisilip mo din ba noon yung ref kung mamamatay yung ilaw habang sinasara?

-sinipsip mo din ba yung bulaklak ng santan?

-at nagsulat ka din ba ng pangalan sa maalikabok na sasakyan?

napapangiti ka noh?
TANDA MO NA kasi! hehehe! :p

appreciate life

"appreciate life
even if it gives you
GREATEST HEARTACHE
'coz after your greatest fall,

a NEW YOU will be formed,

STRONGER than before."

motion creates emotion

If you move and act
like you're happy,
you begin to think
happy thoughts.

Amazing but true.

Motion creates emotion.

So get up, smile and say,
"Thanks God!"
"All is well!"

3rd eye

sa klase ng grade 1:

TEACHER: kung kayo ay nagka-third eye, saan niyo ito ilalagay at bakit?

(marami ang sumagot pero isa lang ang tumayo)

STUDENT: sa puso ko, para di na ako mabulag sa pag-ibig na hindi TOTOO.

cheezy!

inii-SMALL ka ba nila?..


inii-BIG naman kita!.. :p

ihi ka ba?..

ihi ka ba?


di kasi kita kayang tiisin eh! :D

very demanding ang mga GF! Eh amg mga BF?

Very demanding amg mga GIRLFRIEND.
Gusto ganito, gusto ganyan.

Eh ang mga BOYFRIEND?
Gusto si ganito, gusto si ganyan!
Aba, ewan!

tsismis

"di kasalanan ng isang tao na pag-usapan siya..

problema na yun ng mga makasalanang mata na hindi muna inaalam ang kwento sa likod ng mga nakikita nila.."

definition of LAZINESS

definition of LAZINESS:

It's a talent of taking a rest before you get tired because prevention is better than cure! :p

FLIRTING is a habit

FLIRTING is a habit.

-For those who are SINGLE,
it's their way of saying "I'M FREE!"

-But for those who are committed,
it's their way of saying "I'm BORED!"