ang LOVE ay parang kape

ang LOVE ay parang kape
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LUMALAMIG kapag napapabayaan!

cute conversation of a 24 y/o guy with his mom.

cute conversation of a 24 y/o guy with his mom.

boy: mom, i have started loving a BOY

mom: waat?!! you're gay?!! how old is he?! what does he do?!

boy: he is 5 months old happily kicking in the stomach of my girlfriend

Kung ikaw na lang ang natitira sa mundo, mamahalin mo pa ba ako?

GF: Hon, kung ikaw na lang ang lalaki sa mundo at puro na kami babae, mamahalin mo pa ba ako?

BF: Oo naman, basta pipila ka lang hah?!

God will always be there for you

God said:

If you need me and there's a hundred steps between us,

you can take the first two steps to get near me.

and I will take the 99 steps to be there for you.

girl : crush kita!

boy : crush din kita! buti umamin ka na!

girl : may sasabihin ako sayo. 3 words!

boy : hmmm.. (i love you siguro)

girl : joke! joke! jooooke!!

extension ng puso ang tenga

ang tenga kapag pinagdikit korteng puso. extension ng puso ang tenga. kaya kapag marunong kang makinig, marunong kang magmahal.

kasalan issues

boy : papakasalan ko po ang anak ninyo.

nanay : bakit? kaya mo ba siyang buhayin?

boy : bakit? patay na po ba siya?

NOON at NGAYON

NOON
pag maganda ligawan mo agad..

NGAYON
pag maganda titigan mo muna, baka bakla..

NOON
konti lang ang lalaking gwapo..

NGAYON
konting gwapo na lang ang tunay na lalake..

NOON
pag gwapo, babaero..

NGAYON
pati mga pangit babarto na din, minsan choosy pa.. kapal ng mukha..

NOON
hintaying bumilog ang buwan bago magpakasal..

NGAYON
hintaying bumilog ang tiyan bago pakasalan..



yun lang sa ngayon, bukas marami pang magbabago..

ang relasyon ay parang pagpapapicture..

ang relasyon ay parang pagpapapicture..


bawal ang tatlo..


mamamatay ang isa..

para kang pangalan ko...

para kang pangalan ko..



pag nawala ka..



sino ako?

payabangan ng modern lolas

lola1 : sakit ng mata ko kalalaro ng dota!

lola2 : eh ako nga sakit ng katawan ko. hirap ng step namin! kramping!

lola3 : sya.. sya.. diyan muna kayo, gagamutin ko pa hita ko.

lola1 & lola2 : haha! bakit?

lola3: hazing kasi kanina. pumasok ako sa fraternity!


hahahaha! XD

Dear Wife, Dear Ex-Husband

Dear Wife, 

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! —— 

Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem...

a man is like a cat

a man is like a cat ;

chase him and he will run.

sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

love at first sight

i believe in love at first sight because i've been loving my mother since i opened my eyes. :)

lovelife ko?parang ikaw...

lovelife ko?

parang ikaw.. :(



parang ikaw na lang ang kulang! B-)

ethics are the cousins of ducks :))

TEACHER : class, what is ethics?

JUAN : sir, ethics are the cousins of ducks! what can you say sir?

TEACHER : very nice answer! that duck will lay an egg and that EGG will be your GRADE!

KASABWAT!!!

kahit gaano ka pa kasama,

may ilang tao parin na kaya kang tingnan sa mabuting paraan..

ang tawag sa kanila..


KASABWAT!!!

"LONG QUOTE"

"LOG QUOTE"

ito yung nararamdaman ko tuwing hindi kita nakikita at di kita kasama kaya eto ako ngayon..

ang LONQUOTE! :))

huwag kang magseryoso sa taong hindi naman interesado sa'yo

"huwag kang magseryoso sa taong hindi naman interesado sa'yo. para ka lang nagpagod na ma-perfect ang isang quiz na hindi naman recorded."

SINO ANG MAS MAHIRAP ANG SITWASYON?

SINO ANG MAS MAHIRAP ANG SITWASYON?

ang ngongo na pinapakanta sa harapan ng buong klase..

o ang mga kaklase niyang nakikinig sa kanya na ibabagsak daw ng teacher kapag tumatawa sila???

INDAY vs PULUBI

INDAY : off you go! under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!

PULUBI : oh! i'm so ashamed! such a mansion of social climbing freaks!

si JUAN, magpapatattoo!

JUAN : pare, lagyan mo nga ako ng tattoo!

PEDRO : bakit naman?

JUAN : napagkakamalan kasi akong bading eh!

PEDRO : sige, san mo gustong ilagay?

JUAN : Sa kilay pare, para magmukha akong MATARAY!

para kang NBA finals

para kang NBA finals..



kasi maDALLAS pa rin kita isipin kahit na MIAMI ka ng ipinalit sakin.

magsyotang ngongo na walang sawang nagsasabihan ng ILOVEYOU

BOY : alam niyo. alam niyo, alaaammm nyooo!

GIRL : alam nyo to. alam nyo to. alaaammm nyooo tooooo!



magsyotang ngongo na walang sawang nagsasabihan ng ILOVEYOU. :)

MAHAL mo lang talaga siya kaya ka masaya

kapag napapatawa ka ng isang tao ng maraming beses,

hindi siya magaling magpatawa..


MAHAL mo lang talaga siya kaya ka masaya. :)

a loveless life is like a fruitless tree

a loveless life is like a fruitless tree.

but a friendless life is like a rootless tree.

"a tree can live without fruits, but not without roots."

falling in love is like looking at the stars

"falling in love is like looking at the stars..

if you pick one out of the billions and stare at it long enough..

all the others just fade away.."

God doesn't always say YES in every prayer we ask for

God's plans are better than ours.

that's why God doesn't always say YES in every prayer we ask for.

sometimes He says,

"my child, allow me.. I HAVE A BETTER WAY."

3 dad's are talking about their sons (payabangan!)

this is a story of the most fortunate son;

3 dad's are talking about their sons:

D1 : my son is a banker. recently, he gave his friend $30,000.

D2 : my son is an Engineer. recently, he gave his friend a house and lot.

D3 : my son owns a jet company. recently, he gave his friend a jet.

(D4 came out from the CR and the 3 dads asked him about his son)

D4 : my son is a gay and a strip teaser.

D1,D2,D3 : oh, your son is unfortunate!

D4 : even if he's like that, i love him! in fact, during his birthday, he received $30,000, a house and lot and a jet from his suitors. :)))

pahingi naman kahit konting pagtingin

BOY : marami ka bang nakikita?

GIRL : bakit?

BOY : pahingi naman kahit konting pagtingin. :D

break-up

sa break-up laging sinasabi,

"tuldukan na natin to wala naman patutunguhan."

what of ayaw mo pang bumitiw?

pwede kaya sabihin na,

"kuwitan muna natin to, tuloy nalang natin pag mahal mo na ULIT ako."

"FRIENDSHIP" stays "FOREVER" but "LOVE" lasts till "ETERNITY"

SUBJECT : 2 girls nakabitin sa bangin with a boy extending his right hand to save either his gf or bff. the boy saved his bff but his gf fell down.

MESSAGE:
BFF : bakit ako

BOY : bestfriend kita eh.

BFF : masaya ka ba?

(a tear fell down from the boy's eye.)

BFF : anong gusto mong gawin ko?

BOY : itulak mo ako para may kasama siya.


LESSON : "FRIENDSHIP" stays "FOREVER" but "LOVE" lasts till "ETERNITY"

tayo na lang ang mag-on

sana naka-off na lang yung ilaw..


para tayo na lang ang mag-on! :D

Alzheimer's Test

How fast can you guess these words?
Time yourself!

1. F_ _ K

2. PU_S_

3. S_X

4. P_N_S

5. BOO_S

6. _ _ NDOM



ANSWERS:
1. FORK

2. PULSE

3. SIX

4. PANTS

5. BOOKS

6. RANDOM


How many correct answers you've got? :D

TAYO NA LANG PLEASE???

TAYO NA LANG PLEASE???


nakakapagod yung puro upo eh! :)))

para kang UBE sa halo-halo

BOY : alam mo, para kang UBE sa halo-halo.

GIRL : bakit? matamis ako magmahal?

BOY: hinde! ANG SARAP MO SA IBABAW!

ang panget mo!!! :p

BOY : miss, hulaan kita..pwede?

GIRL : oo ba!

BOY : single ka noh?

GIRL : (nag-bublush na pasagot) oo! pano mo nalaman?

BOY : ANG PANGET MO KAYA!!!

'u' and 'i' sounds good together

BOY : ui!

GIRL : ui na lang ba lagi mo itatawag sakin?

BOY : oo.

GIRL : bakit naman?

BOY : because "u" and "i" sounds good together.

two is better than one

aanhin pa ang katagang STICK TO ONE..


kung may bago namang TWO IS BETTER THAN ONE?!

tagapag-mana ng ari-arian

LOLA : apo, sayo ko na ipapamana lahat ng ari-arian ko dahil malapit na ako mamatay.. sayo na lahat apo. baboy, aso, kabayo at mga hacienda ko.

APO : salamat po lola. saan po ba yun?

LOLA : open mo FB account ko. nandun sa farmville ko.

hahaha!!

minsan mas tamang BUMITAW na lang

minsan mas tamang BUMITAW kapag alam mong hindi ka na pinapahalagahan..

malay mo sa pagbitaw mo..

mahulog ka sa tamang pwesto at masalo ng tamang tao.. :)

i love you!

BOY : i love you! please text back.


GIRL : back.


hahahaha!:)))

si LOLA, EMO na! :))

isang gabi habang nanonood g TV..

lumapit ang lola ko. itim ang damit. itim ang paligid ng mata. mukhang malungkot habang may hawak na kutsilyo.

"apo,

bagay ba sakin ang EMO?"

a huge wave of zombies is approaching! :)))

NANAY : wow anak! simula nang lumabas ka ng mental sumipag ka na. buti naman at nagtatanim ka na.eh bakit mo naman naisipan magtanim sa harap ng bahay natin?


ANAK : a huge wave of zombies is approaching! :)))

magaling magkunwari at magpaikot

"huwag mong itali ang sarili mo sa isang tao na hindi ka sigurado kung mahal at importante ka sa kanya..


sadyang may mga taong magaling magkunwari at magpaikot..


kasama ang pekeng effort.."

dilim ka ba?

BOY : miss, dilim ka ba?

GIRL : bakit?

BOY : wala na kasi akong ibang nakikita pag andyan ka.:)

ito ang mangyayari kapag hindi nagtino ang gobyerno

ENGINEERING : panday

EDUCATION : tambay

CRIMINOLOGY : tanod

PMA : rebelde

MEDICINE : albularyo

IT : bantay sa computer shop

BS MATH : scorer sa liga

FINE ARTS : pintor ng dingding

PSYCHOLOGY : manghuhula

TOURISM : driver

MASCOM : bugaw

NURSING : yaya

MIDWIFERY : abortionist

MEDTECH : drug pusher

HRM : waiter

at ang malupit...


ACCOUNTANCY : kubrador! :)))

banat sa malamig na pasko

Malamig ang gabi..




Kapag hindi ako ang katabi.. :))

ang sakit isiping friends lang tayo

LOLO : pwede ba kitang iremove sa friend list ko sa facebook?



LOLA : aww. bakit?



LOLO : ang sakit kasing isiping friends lang tayo :(

FREE TASTE

"Hindi dahil nakitman mo na.. SA'YO na..




Minsan may FREE TASTE lang talaga."

si Tatay, gumigiling!!!

Isang binata ang pumasok sa isang gay bar. Nalaman ng nanay niya at nagalit ito.

NANAY : Ano naman ang nakita mo roon na hindi mo dapat makita?

BINATA : Si Tatay po, gumigiling!

IQ TEST

7:25 am
A murder happened in the circular house of reyes family where the baby has been killed. the police asked everyone of them where they were when the crime was committed.

FATHER : I was just watching TV.

MOTHER : I was just cooking foods for our dinner.

SISTER : I was just reading books at a corner.

UNCLE : I was still sleeping.

YAYA : I was just preparing the milk for the baby.

two of them are the killers.
who are they?

Pedro and Juan

Pedro : mag iinternet ako. ioopen ko facebook account mo. haha!




Juan : weh, bakit? alam mo ba password ko?



Pedro : oo! bobo! nakita ko. anim na asteris! :p

bakit ka nagbabra? :p

Bata : ate kapag wala ka bang tenga maghihikaw ka ba?

Ate : syempre hinde!

Bata : Pag wala ka bang daliri magsisingsing ka ba?

Ate : Hindi din syempre!

Bata : Bakit ka nagbabra?

Ate : nak ka nang!!!

magkumare sa palengke (ilokano)

Oyang : ammum mare, nu makitkitak deta patatas, malaglagip ku jay kwa ni parem.

Tina : apay mare, kasta kadakkel na?

Oyang : Haan mare.. kasta kamureng na! :)))

eksena sa jeep (nursing, seaman at sira ulo)

EKSENA SA JEEP.

Girl: Manong bayad po..
Driver: Ilan tong 100?
Girl: 1 Kuya, estudyante, nursing sa Ateneo kakasakay lang.
Boy: (nayabangan, nagbayad ng 500) manong bayad.
Driver: (galit) Ilan tong 500?
Boy: 1 lang, seaman, kakarating lang.
Baliw: (tumawa, inabot ang 1000) Manong bayad.
Driver: (galit ng galit) Peste! Ilan tong 1000?
Baliw: 3, isama ang nurse at seaman, Keep the change, galing mental kalalabas lang.

vice ganda nagsshopping

Vice: miss, may size pa ba kayo neto?

saleslady: para sa inyo po ba ma'am?

vice: hinde, para sayo. pinagsshopping kita, hiya naman ako sayo eh!

(sa inis, umalis nalang..dumaan sa gas station)

boy: ma'am magpapagas po ba kayo?

vice: hinde, magpapaconfine ako.. gasoline station nga diba?!

(pumunta sa tindahan.. bumili ng rc)

vice: rc nga po, isa

tindera: ma'am ipaplastic po ba?

vice: ay hinde, itry mong isako tsaka mo lagyan ng straw!

(tuluyang nabadtrip..umuwi na lang)

vice: inday, iakyat mo nga mga gamit ko.. andun sa kotse

inday: sa taas po ma'am?

vice: hinde, sa baba.. iakyat nga diba? try mo ngang umakyat sa baba!! :))

pampalaglag :'(

guys! help naman oh! sino may alam ng pampalaglag? :'(
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ang lakas kasi ng kapit niya sa PUSO ko eh. :))

bente lang! :))

pasyente: magkano po pa-face lift?

Doc: mga 145k

pasyente: meron po bang mas mura? yung makakapagpabata sa akin itsura?

Doc: eto po tsupon, bente lang! :)))

PLANKING!!! :))

kapag nadapa ka..
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sumigaw ka ng "PLANKING!!!" :))

LANGGAM! :)))

huhuhu pray for us. Grabe baha! lampas ulo! pumasok na yung tubig sa bahay namin. some relatives are missing.  umakyat kami ngayon dito sa mga puno para di maabutan ng baha..
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LANGGAM! :)))

ANG SARAP NG FEELING KO!

hindi ka naman REBISCO..
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pero bakit pagdatng sayo..
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ANG SARAP NG FEELING KO!

BREAK NA NGA KASI TAYO!

G: i need space
B: (umusod ng onti) o yan space
G: i mean maghiwalay na tayo
B: o sige, jan ka dumaan sa kaliwa dito ako sa kanan
G: ano ba?!
B: anong ano ba?!
G: ayaw sayo ng mama ko!
B: mas lalo naman ako! di ako pumapatol sa matanda no. kaw talga hon, loko! :D
G: BREAK NA NGA KASI TAYO!
B: o eto skyflakes, ikagat mo ang break mo.
G: leche! wag na nga lang!

look-a-like

brocolli: i look like a tree.

mushroom: i look like an umbrella.

walnut: i look like a brain.

banana: change topic.

Walk by Faith

God has a perfect plan for our lives; He never does it all at once, just step by step because He wants to teach us to 'WALK BY FAITH not by sight'.

INNER ROW

INNER ROW.
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yun bang bago mag-pebrerow.
marsow.
abril.
mayow.
hunyow.
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thats INNER ROW! :)))

tape recorder

boy: wow! miss ang ganda mo naman kumanta. pwede ipa-tape mo yan?
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boy: hindi! itape mo yang bibig mo!

identify what we lost and what we took for granted

Mistakes makes us identify what we lost and what we took for granted. They make us realize that sometimes there's no such thing as..
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Later,
Next time,
And second chance.

being nice with the people you like and you hate

It's easy to be nice with the people you like.
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friendship is the best relationship and the best example of love

If you encounter so much pain because of the person you loved the most, you will learn to love your friends so much and discover the reality that friendship is the best relationship and the best example of love.

ang love parang computer virus

ang love parang computer virus..
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sinisira lahat ng pinaghihirapan mo.

science trivia

did you know that GRAVITY is stronger at morning?
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it is proven in the fact that...
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ANG HIRAP BUMANGON

ang love parang bill ng kuryente

Ang love parang bill ng kuryente..
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ang daming hidden charges..
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ang hirap labanan!

lagundi? o malandi?

Ano bang masarap pakuluan?
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Tingin ko yung malandi..
para tanggal kati!
hahahaha

mag-shota nagddate sa park

gf: (natawa ng makitang may malunggay ang ngipin ng bf)

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bf: bakit?

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gf: hulaan ko kung ano ulam niyo kanina!

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bf: sige na! ano?

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gf: malunggay, tama? haha!

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bf: haha! mali! kahapon pa yun hon. kaw talga, pa-kiss nga!

konting common sense naman diyan!

boy: nay, may ulam ba?
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nanay: tignan mo na lang jan sa ref anak.
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boy: eh wala naman tayong ref diba?
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nanay: oh eh di wala tayong ulam. konting common sense naman diyan anak!

wound inside my heart

If you were a wound inside my heart, I'd rather leave it there with all the pain locked inside than leave it without a trace of you.

3 BEST WORDS IN THE MORNING

1. Thank you Lord.
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2. Forgive me Lord.
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3. Bless me Lord today!

BREAK na tayo!

bf : break na tayo!
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gf : (maluha-luha) bakit?
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bf : wala lang. break na tayo.
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gf : (sinampal si bf)
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bf : bakit mo ako sinampal?
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gf : bakit? nagtatanong ka pa? (sinampal ulit si bf)
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bf : ano ba problema mo? niyayaya lang naman kita magbreak kasi nagugutom  na ako!!! dadating na si maám!

ano ang SEX?

juan : tay, ano ang SEX?

tatay : sa tgalog, ang SEX ay ang pakikipagtalik. isang sagradong gawain matapos ikasal, magtatabi sa kama at magmamahalan na aabot sa sukdulang kaligayahan na magbibigay ng buhay sa isang nilalang tulad mo..

juan : ang haba naman tay. di kasya sa bio-data.

:))

dahilan ng pagsakit ng leeg ni GMA

Sa mga hindi nakakaalam kung ano ang dahilan ng pagsakit ng leeg ni GMA..



subukan niyo kayang buong buhay niyo, lahat ng kinakausap mo mas matangkad sa iyo..:)))

halaga ng PISO

malalaman mong mahalaga ang PISO

kapag kulang ang PAMASAHE mo! :))

the amazing moments in life

1. coming home late and going straight to bed.
2. buying amazing clothes that you found on sale.
3. holding hands.
4. unexpected moments that become your favorite memories.
5. talking on the phone until five in the morning.
6. resting on someones chest.
7. taking long showers that wash away your worries.
8. feeling as though you finally belong somewhere.
9. deciding what you want to do with your life.
10. feeling satisfied after a delicious meal.
11. falling asleep instantly when you're upset.
12. meeting people that happen to change your life.
13. when you have a great night of sleep.
14. drinking a cup of tea.
15. realizing everything is going to be okay.

baby girl

Boy : Hey baby girl. Sorry i didn't text you. I've been so busy.

Girl : There's 10,080 minutes in a week and you couldn't use one to text me?

Boy : I haven't had my phone love.

Girl : Your fb status was updated from mobile.

Boy : Fuck

Girl : You.

the worst moments in life

1. Not getting a text back.
2. ''I'm fine.''
3. Cancelled plans.
4. Having a great day, only to have it ruined by someone.
5. Burning your taste buds.
6. Feeling sick and tired.
7. "I'm sorry, what's your name again?"
8. Not getting enough sleep.
9. Turning a radio station to the end of a good song.
10. Being ignored by people you cared about,
11. Feeling alone in a room full of people.
12. Failing in a test you studied so hard for.
13. Crying yourself to sleep.
14. Not being missed.
15. Being replaced.

girlfriend

Boy : Hey, it's over.

Girl : WTF?!?! Why?! After all I did to you , this is how you do me you ungrateful jackass!
....it's ok.. that's why I slept with 3 of your friends , you prick ass!

Boy : I was talking about the movie.

Girl : Oh.. How was it?

Boy : Fuck you bitch!

a nurse's advise

if you have this feeling
that your partner is
into somebody else...

BREAK UP!


or you'll have to endure
an unsterile relationship.

Remember the rule of sterility.

if you're in doubt,
THROW IT OUT!

confession

boy: can i confess something?

girl: sure!

boy: your smile is the prettiest smile i've ever seen.

girl: can i confess as well?

boy: oh sure!

girl: this smile only exists when i'm with you. :)

kiss in public

Girl : If you would have the chance to choose a place where you can kiss me publicly, where would it be?

Boy : In CHURCH.

Girl : Huh?

Boy: At our wedding.

you look so. . .

you look so...



when you're playing jumping rope..


diba?


you look so . . . taas pa nga ng look so mo eh! :))

banat ng laitera

ala ako sa mood manlait ngayon,
kaya please lang..


ibulsa mo muna mukha mo.



---hahahah!! :))

taob ang lalake! :p

boy: magnanakaw ka ba?

girl: ako? gusto mo sampal?

boy: ninakaw mo kasi puso ko.

girl: mais ka ba?

boy: bakit?

girl: ang korny mo kasi!

tama raw na ibigin kita

boy : miss, FEU ka ba?

girl : bakit?

boy : TAMA raw na ibigin kita.

para kang centrum...

para kang centrum



...you make my life complete. :)

para kang HIGH NOTE

Boy : miss, para kang HIGH NOTE.

Miss : Bakit naman?

Boy : pangarap ko kasing maabot ka.


cheesssyy much! :))

si lola bumabanat!

APO : lola, aattend ako ng tipar.

LOLA : anong tipar?

APO : tipar is party.

LOLA : puro salitang kalye! mga PS kayong lahat!

APO : anong PS lola?

LOLA : Paking shet!

bakla ampota!

SEXY : maawa ka! meron ako! meron ako!

RAPIST: walang meron meron sakin! titikman kita!

SEXY : wag! ayy!!!

RAPIST : yaaaak!!! meron ka nga! meron ka ngang itlog! bakla!

3 tanga nagsisiksikan sa isang maliit na kama

TANGA 1: pare, hindi tayo kasya. bawas tayo isa. sa lapag na lang matutulog.


[bumaba ang isa]


TANGA 2: ayan pare, maluwang na, akyat ka na dito!

banat

let me tie your shoes..




so you won't fall for someone else.. :)

3 vampires having dinner. (dugyot! :p )

3 vampires having dinner. 




MAYAMAN: Fresh blood pls. 




MIDDLE CLASS: Dinuguan nga. 




MAHIRAP: Tubig na lang, may napulot kc akong napkin. Magtsatsaa na lang ako.

joke time sa FX! :))

Nung 1 gabi sumakay ako sa FX. Nagtataka ako kung bakit lahat sila nakatingin skin. Ayaw nila kumibo, nkatitig lng sila skin. May 1 naglakas loob at sinabi. "Iha inarkila namin to."

old times are just meant to be reminisced

no matter how hard you try to bring back the old times, at the end of the day, you'll realize that OLD TIMES are just meant to be REMINISCED.

O.R. (operating room) FRIENDSHIP

i'll be your towel clip:
hold you tight when you feel like you're giving up.

i'll be your sponge:
wipe up your tears.

be your pick-up forcep:
pick you up when you're down

i'll be your retractor:
open up your mind when you're confused.

i'll be your chromic 3.0:
saw you up when you turn into pieces.

i'll be your bovie tip:
cauterize and cut you when you do wrongful act.

Above all,
i'll be your scrub nurse:
scrub out those people who hurts you.

Keep sterile. =)

best advice in 2 lines

Best advice in 2 lines:

Silence is the answer for all questions.

Smiling is the best reaction in all situations

fake smile = million tears

"A fake smile can hide a million tears!"

happy together

"If only two individuals are going to realize how short their time is in this world, maybe they're going to maximize every fraction of a second to be happy together whenever they can."

happiness :)

life is better when you're happy..

but life is at its best when other people are happy because of you.

always be a blessing. :)

smiling :)

Smiling even in pressure is not pretending.

It's a strength from God that enables us to go on in spite of everything.

kasalukuyan at nakaraan

"Huwag mo ng ikumpara ang nakaraan sa kasalukuyan,

dahil ang kasalukuyan ay sinadya para kalimutan ang nakaraan."

eva at adan (joke time!)

Teacer : sino ang pinakabatang babae sa sanlibutan?

Gay student : si eva ma'am, nakita na nga niyang nakahubad si adan, apple pa sinubo. tanga talaga!


hahahaha!!!

stupidity exist

"Never feel empty when the person you love turns you down because not all people are smart enough to appreciate you. That's why stupidity exists."

holy week reflections

1. Sometimes, God breaks our spirit to save our soul.
2. Sometimes, He breaks our heart to make us whole.
3. Sometimes, He sends us pain so we can be stronger.
4. Sometimes, He sends us failures so we can be humble.
5. Sometimes, He sends us illness so we can take better care of ourselves.
6. Sometimes, He takes "EVERYTHING" away from us so we can learn the value of EVERYTHING" we have.

happy spirit

A person that has a "happy spirit" doesn't easily get tired and is always disposed to do GOOD.

Carry a heart that never hates.
Carry a smile that never fades.
Carry a touch that never hurts.

kinalolokohan

maaaring puro KALOKOHAN lang ang nalalaman ko..


pero sana naman maniwala ka


na IKAW lang..


ang KINALOLOKOHAN ko..

people change

people easily CHANGE.

when they're ALONE,

they KNOW you.

when they got
NO ONE beside them,

you're IMPORTANT.

but when they've already FOUND somebody NEW,

someone they LIKE more than you,

they JUST suddenly don't know you,

and forgot that they needed you ONCE.

mapanglait

titser: ang pangit naman ng pangalan mo. CONRADO DOMINGO in short CONDOM

boy: ok lang po yun ma'am.. kaysa po sa asawa niyo.. SUPREMO POTANCIENO in short, supot!

mga taong dapat iwasan.

May mga tao na dapat iwasan.
Pero hindi ibig sabihin na hindi mo na sila pinapahalagahan.
Kelangan mo lang ng konting katahimikan.
Para sa susunod kaya mo ng lumaban.

magulong buhay!

ISKO : Gulo ng buhay ko pare

ARTEMO : Ay, sinabi mo p! Lalo na buhay ko! Nagpakasal ako sa biyuda, may anak na dalaga..pinakasalan ni tatay yung anak.. Nanay ko na tuloy yung dalaga.. Si tatay manugang ko na! Yung asawa ko, biyenan ni tatay! Kung magka-anak sila nung dalaga, lolo ako nung kapatid ko.

hahaha!!!

hindi mo mararamdaman kung magtatanong ka lang

may nagtanong sakin,
"masarap ka ba magmahal?"

ang sagot ko naman:
"hindi mo mararamdaman kung magtatanong ka lang"

Posibleng sa bawat pagkakamali ay makuha pa nating magpatawad muli

"Posibleng sa bawat pagkakamali ay makuha pa nating magpatawad muli. Pero kung ihahalintulad mo sa isang bagay, hindi naman siguro sa tuwing mabubutas ang shorts mo ay pagtatyagaan mong tahiin ulit."

- Bob Ong

malandi at faithful bf

malandi : balita ko namatay gf mo. pwede bag pumalit sa pwesto niya?

faithful bf : hmm.. ewan ko lang kung papayag yung punenarya..

hahahaha!!!

di bale ng nasaktan

"di bale ng nasaktan



bastat nagkatikiman"

hahahaha!!!

ang taong gusto mo, parang ice cream

ang taong gusto mo, parang ice cream.

Matutunaw yan kapag tinitigan mo lang.

Kaya dapat habang maaga,dilaan mo na!

hahaha!!!

teacher and student (funny)

Teacher : Why are you talking during my discussion?

Student : And why are you discussing during my conversation?

hahaha!!!

nagloloko

BF : lab, nagloloko cp ko, namamatay. I'll text you later.

GF : Ah ganun ba? Eh bakit ikaw nagloloko di ka pa mamatay matay?

hahahah!!

dapat pala tatlo sila!

masarap magmahal ng dalawa..
pwedeng maglambing sa isa pag wala yung isa,

pwedeng yumakap sa isa
pag may tampo sa isa.

masaya diba? pero paanp kung parehas silang mawala?

saka mo lang ba maiisip..


na dapat pla tatlo sila?!!

hahaha!

Love this person..

"you should love the person whose been with you throughout the most tiring times;

who lied just to make you feel better;

who never stopped believing i your weird, complicated excuses;

who faced the consequences of your wrong doings;

who encouraged you to stand after every downfall;

who managed to be the strongest in your weaker moment.

Love this person for this person is all you got in your hardest times.

Asking who?


Think and reflect.

miss, energy ka ba? (banat)

Boy : miss, miss energy ka ba?

Girl : bakit? ako ba nagpapalakas sayo?

Boy : hindi, mukha kang cobra eh. ang swanget!

hahahahaha!

a puppet

"A puppet"


yan yo itawit yo AMPALAYA!!!

hahahaha

secret to real happiness

"The secret to real happiness is to ignore the negative voices in your head.
No matter how bad things seem, they'll always get better."

girl searching for a boy

Some girls search for a boy to sleep with.

I search for one worth waking up to.

super sweet! :)

BF : Alam mo ba kung anong pangarap ko sa buhay?

GF : Hmm.. Yumaman at magkaroon ng kotse?

BF : Mali ka. Ang pangarap ko sa buhay ay sumakay sa jeep kasama ka.

GF : Yun lang?!

BF : At sabihing "bayad oh, dalawang senior citizen."

ang iyong kamatayan ang aming kinabukasan

"If you don't take good care of yourself,

we will take good care of you."


a reminder from BABARAN MEMORIAL HOMES.
"ang iyong kamatayan ang aming kinabukasan"

good for the heart.

"Looking for a person to love,
is like looking for a healthy food.

Hindi siya kelangan masarap,
basta good for the heart."

L-O-V-E

Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are.

Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Your mother and i had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two.

- captain corelli's mandolin

crush! :)

sometimes, i pretend to look around,
when i was actually looking at you. :)

caring for someone

when you truly care for someone,

their mistakes never change your feelings.

cause it's the mind that gets angry.

but the heart still loves them.

friends

same life,

may not share the same memories

but we're still the same,

we're still friends no matter how vague life gets.

the MAGIC to let you FALL-IN-LOVE

never waste an opportunity to say
I LOVE YOU to someone you really love 'coz it's
not easy to meet a person who has the
magic to let you


FALL-IN-LOVE. :)

ang ayaw ko sa taong gusto ko

isa lang naman ang ayaw ko sa taong gusto ko eh..

yun ay ang

GIRLFRIEND niya!!!

di ko siya mamahalin kahit kailan!!!

Nung sinabi ko
sa kanya na hindi
ko siya
mamahalin kahit
kailan..

Nabusog ako..

dahil kinain ko lahat ng sinabi ko..

teacher and johny "i like the way you think"

Teacher asks Johny:
If there were 5 birds on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?

Johny : none as others will fly away.

Teacher : the answer is four but I like the way you think.

Johny :
I have a question ma'am, if three woman are eating ice cream, one licking, one biting and one sucking, which one is married?

Teacher nervously answered :
Well, the one sucking the cone.

Johny : No, you're wrong. The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think ma'am.



hahaha! :p

guy 1 and guy 2

guy 1 : Uy pare, napanaginipan kita!

guy 2 : Oh? Ano naman?

guy 1 : Naglalaro daw tayo basketball tapos natumba ako at sinalo mo ako. Nagkatinginan tayo. At unti unting naglapit mga labi natin tapos..

guy 2 : STOP!!

guy 1 : Bakit?

guy 2 : kinikilig ako!

hahaha

nobody is stupid

"nobody is stupid.


it's just that sometimes, we choose to be stupid for us to feel a little bit of what they call,


happiness."

sinong mas tamad?

sinong mas tamad?


yung hindi sumusunod sa utos?


o yung



UTOS NG UTOS???



hahahaha

being happy

When it comes to being happy, there is no right or wrong thing..
It's just a battle between your happiness and their judgement..

kili-kili

BOY ; miss, alam mo yung kili-kili mo parang cake.

GIRL : bakit naman?

BOY : kasi parang black forest eh.


hahahaha!!!

party

sa party, nilapitan ng gwapong lalaki ang isang babae..

BOY : sasayaw ka ba?

GIRL : Yes!!! :D

BOY : hay salamat.. paupo hah.


hahahahaha!!!

friends

we look for friends not because it's lonely watching movies alone..
not because it's sad to eat meals on your own,
nor because it's nice to cuddle up with someone on rainy days.
we look for friends because we want to be accepted..
for the sloppy way we dress,
for the messy way we eat,
for bad hair days and for the simplicity in us.
friendship is an act of acceptance..that with all our imperfections, we are accepted and loved.

kilig!

minsan, tama din naman na iwasan na
nating asarin ang mga kaibigan natin..

mahirap na..

baka hindi na sila natutuwa..

kinikilig na pla!

never grow tired of living

Never ever grow tired of living.
Never ever quit on moving forward.
For you never know how many person
are looking up to you and see you as their inspiration.

Cloudy days don't come without a little rain or sunshine..
Like life, bad days don't come without something good..

"Life is sweetened
but
needed to be stirred well."

the Lord hides EVERYTHING in NOTHING

He hides a tree in a seed.
He hides a butterfly in a cocoon.
He hides a King in a shepherd boy.
He hides a Savior in a baby.

Aren't you excited to see what He's hiding in you?

Be prepared for the Little and Big Blessings that God will provide you in the coming days to show his love for you.

GOD BLESS! :)

time is gold

Time is GOLD....








When you're watching BOLD!!!



hahaha!!!

motto for the day

it's better to wake up having a bad
breath than having no breath at all..

Appreciate life.. :)

kapag nasa tulay kayo ng ex mo..

kapag nasa tulay kayo ng ex mo,
tapos malalaglag na siya,
pero nakakapit parin siya sayo,
tandaan mo..


"kung mahal mo ang isang tao..

Let him go."

Ilaglag mo! Animal na yan!

-hahahaha

green na banat

"Di bale ng tamad, di naman pagod"

may bago na ngayon

"Di bale ng pagod, di naman bitin."

haha! tama!

pero meron ulit bago..

"masarap din mabitin para ulit ulitin!"

hahaha!

bill gates and the waiter

Bill Gates went to a restaurant and paid a $2 tip

Waiter said "yesterday, your son gave $100 tip and you are giving only $2?"

Wise reply by Bill Gates:
"He's a son of a billionaire,
I'm a son of a farmer."

hahaha!!!

lovelife ng mga boys?parang multiple choice

ang lovelife ng mga lalaki,

parang multiple choice..
apat ang pinagpipilian
pero isa ang pipiliin.


d.) all of the above.


hahaha!!!

banat ng bigo

ang pag-ibig ko sayo ay parang
umaapaw na tubig sa timba...





SAYANG!!!

ang lalake, parang bluetooth

Ang lalaki, parang bluetooth connection.
Kapag nasa tabi ka niya,
YOU STAY CONNECTED.
Pero kapag wala ka,
THEY SEARCH FOR NEW DEVICES.

tear = victory

"For every tear you shed, THERE WILL BE VICTORY."
-Ferdinand Marcos

kaibigang tunay. :)

pasalamat ka..

kung minumura ka ng pabiro ng kaibigan mo.

kung hinahampas at binabatukan ka kapag naghaharutan kayo.

kung sinisimot ang pasensya mo

kung inaasar ka ng negatibo sa harap mo

kung binubulabog ang bahay mo

kung palibre sila ng palibre sayo

kung tinatawag mo sila ng mga kung ano anong pangalan

kung lagi ka nilang pinapahamak sa iba't ibang bagay

kung lagi sila nagpapasama sayo

kung lagi nila inuubos an pagkain mo

at least diba hindi sila plastik sayo at alam mo na alam nila na sobrang close kayo. :)

share the best of who you are

If there is anything better than sharing the best of what you have, it is sharing the best of who you are. Never stop being nice. =)

Let go

Let go of the things that cannot longer be fixed..
If you try to put them back, things will only get worse..
Holding on is loving..

But sometimes, letting go is more..

matanda ka na! :p

matanong ko lang...

-nung bata ka ba kinagat mo din yung bakal ng monggol pencil mo para lumabas yung eraser at makapagbura ka?

-pinapapak mo din ba yung milo?

-kumakanta ka din ba noon sa harap ng electricfan?

-sinisilip mo din ba noon yung ref kung mamamatay yung ilaw habang sinasara?

-sinipsip mo din ba yung bulaklak ng santan?

-at nagsulat ka din ba ng pangalan sa maalikabok na sasakyan?

napapangiti ka noh?
TANDA MO NA kasi! hehehe! :p

appreciate life

"appreciate life
even if it gives you
GREATEST HEARTACHE
'coz after your greatest fall,

a NEW YOU will be formed,

STRONGER than before."

motion creates emotion

If you move and act
like you're happy,
you begin to think
happy thoughts.

Amazing but true.

Motion creates emotion.

So get up, smile and say,
"Thanks God!"
"All is well!"

3rd eye

sa klase ng grade 1:

TEACHER: kung kayo ay nagka-third eye, saan niyo ito ilalagay at bakit?

(marami ang sumagot pero isa lang ang tumayo)

STUDENT: sa puso ko, para di na ako mabulag sa pag-ibig na hindi TOTOO.

cheezy!

inii-SMALL ka ba nila?..


inii-BIG naman kita!.. :p

ihi ka ba?..

ihi ka ba?


di kasi kita kayang tiisin eh! :D

very demanding ang mga GF! Eh amg mga BF?

Very demanding amg mga GIRLFRIEND.
Gusto ganito, gusto ganyan.

Eh ang mga BOYFRIEND?
Gusto si ganito, gusto si ganyan!
Aba, ewan!

tsismis

"di kasalanan ng isang tao na pag-usapan siya..

problema na yun ng mga makasalanang mata na hindi muna inaalam ang kwento sa likod ng mga nakikita nila.."

definition of LAZINESS

definition of LAZINESS:

It's a talent of taking a rest before you get tired because prevention is better than cure! :p

FLIRTING is a habit

FLIRTING is a habit.

-For those who are SINGLE,
it's their way of saying "I'M FREE!"

-But for those who are committed,
it's their way of saying "I'm BORED!"

BILBIL

'di lahat ng
bumabakat
sa damit
masarap at bastos



-BILBIL

the place

THE PLACE...



Iyon yung kapag sinuntok ka,
hindi kamasyadong tinamaan..


THE PLACE LANG...


hahahahaha!!!

kwento

Hindi lahat ng kwento ay totoo


pero



hindi lahat ng totoo ay dapat ikwento..


[makes sense, right?]

ms universe (joke)

Ms. Universe intro:

gutom ako,
gutom kayo,
gutom tayong lahat!
HUNGARY!

ola viola kaserola tinola saranggola
arinola ni lola!
VENEZUELA!

malay mo,
malay niya,
malay nating lahat!
MALAYSIA!

baha dun,
baha dito,
baha sa buong mundo!
BAHAMAS!

hindi sa akin,
hindi saýo,
kanino siya?
KENYA!

one way,
two way,
there's no other way!
NORWAY!

mula sa lupaing kulang sa bigas,
mataas ang gas,
sandamakmak na mandurugas..
PILIPINAS!


LOL!!!

facial discrimination

bakit pag lalaking GWAPO

ang tumitingin sa babae ang tawag CHICKBOY

pero pag di GWAPO

ang tawag MANYAK

tapos pag ang sumusunod sunod sa babae ay GWAPO

ang tawag SECRET ADMIRER

pero pag DI  GWAPO

ang tawag STALKER?

ito ba ang tinatawag na FACIAL DISCRIMINATION?

heart : don't act like you're in love all the time

i asked my heart why i can't sleep at night..

heart replied: because you already slept in the afternoon..don't act like you're in love all the time.

friends with BENEFITS

bakit kasi kailangan pang maging bf/gf?
kung pwede namang maging friends lang..





....with B E N E F I T S ! :D

magandang asal

bata : tinuruan po kami ng magandang asal sa school kanina

nanay : ah talaga? di marunong ka nang gumalang?

bata : malamang. tanga ka ba?

XD

two types of people

"There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world : those who are afraid to try themselves, and those who are afraid that you will succeed."-RAY GOFORTH

cockroach! :D

what;s worse than finding a cockroach in your burger while eating?



pag nakita mong KALAHATI na lang yung cockroach! :D

itnok time! :)

BOY : alam mo sana naging manok ka na lang.
GIRL : huh? bakit naman? hindi naman ako tumitilaok ah.. hmmm!
BOY : para lagi mong inuupan ang itlog ko..

"Wake up happy, laugh out loud, hum a tune, whisper a prayer and savor a memory.

LIFE is like a scoop of ice cream, taste and enjoy it before it melts."

sa JEEP

pasaherong nakaputi : mama, bayad ko po!

driver : estudyante ba?

pasahero : registered nurse na po!

driver : yabang! mataas pa kita ko sayo!

kapag nadulas ka sa harap ng crush mo..



ang best palusot:
"see how i fall for you?"



awwwww! :D

HAPDI

"HAPDI"

-yan ang tawag pag pumasok...



...ka ng kalahating araw sa school o work..


Ma'am/Sir pwede po ba magHAPDI? :D

a man and a woman's dream

see the difference:

Everyman's dream:
-yumaman
-magkakotse
magkacondo
-magkaroon ng matatag na trabaho

Every woman's dream:
-makapangasawa ng mayaman, may kotse, may condo at may matatag na trabaho.

Have you ever wondered why sometimes even if there's bitterness in the coffee we drink, there are times when we crave for it some more?


Life is somewhat the same..

We live to be bitter
to cope with situation then finally, we find the sweetness we deserve..

never be afraid
to try something new
because life gets
boring when you
stay within the limits
of what you
already know.

it's better
to hold
you
tongue
than to
say something
you'll forget..



Be quick to listen,
slow to speak and
slow to get angry.

pride

ang pride
parang underwear..
pag hindi mo binaba...
walang mangyayari.

:))

if God can raise a dead person,

he can raise a broken relationship.

he can raise a career that has no direction.

he can raise situation that seem to be failing.

he can turn things around that you think are hopeless.

in time of stress, remember you're in good hands with God.

don't worry about anything..
instead, pray about everything.
every flower
bloom when it's time.
and every prayer is answered in God's time.

sulit promos

sa dami ng sulit promos:

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PATXT! haha! :))

being single

it's not true that when you're single,
you are already free from any pain.
actually, it's more painful.
because being single while loving
somebody who can never be yours,

is an ENDLESS TORTURE.

That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life.
-Chuck Palehnfuk

"It is the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye."
-little prince

"If you have tried a lot of time and failed, the only thing that can make it worse is when you give up."

make a change while you still have the chance

"Make a change while you still have the chance, 'coz there will come a time that there will be a lot of room for CHANGES, but no more room for CHANCES

love is like a swing

love is like a swing;
it has its ups and downs
but when you find that
someone that goes the same pace,
you feel like you're flying.

"Never think that you are not good enough for anyone..



always ask yourself if they are good enough for you."

"That people have two sides, the good side, the bad side.. The past and the future, and that we must embrace both in someone we love."

boy and girl

BOY: Miss, pwede magtanong? anong oras na?

GIRL: Nagtatanong ka ng oras? Tapos tatanungin mo din pangalan ko! Tpos hihingin mo number ko! Tapos manliligaw ka! Then after one month na pagpapakipot, sasagutin na kita! Tapos bibisita ka sa bahay. Tapos yayain mo ako magdate, eh di siyempre papayag naman ako! Tapos dadalhin mo ako kung saan, tapos meay mangyayari satin! Tapos mabubuntis ako, eh di siyempre papakasalan mo ako! Tapos bubugbugin mo lang pala ako! HINDING HINDI KO SASABIHIN ANG ORAS SAYO!!!

Ang pagsuko ay di pagpapakita ng kahinaan. Sadyang may mga bagay lang talaga na di kayang gawan pa ng paraan kahit gaano mo pa gustong lumaban.

ang pinakamasaklap na parte ng pagiging SINGLE

Ang pinakamasaklap na parte ng pagiging SINGLE...

Yung maghihiwalay na kayo ng tropa.

Dahil makikipagkita na sila sa bf/gf nila,

at wala kang choice kundi,


UMUWI MAG-ISA.

para kang saranggola

Para kang saranggola...



kasi kahit lumayo ka pa, hinding hindi kita bibitawan.. :)

"Kunga di mo kayang maging lapis para isulat ang kaligayahan nila..

..maging pambura ka na lang para magawa mong burahin ang kalungkutan ng iba."

Hindi porket nagbalik ang taong mahal mo, para na kayo sa isa't isa. May mga bagay lang na bumabalik para sukatin ang katatagan ngiyong KATANGAHAN.
-Bob Ong

konsehal and Pedro

KONSEHAL: Paki-acknowledge si mayor. Late dumating, hayun karararan lang!

Pedro(emcee): I WOULD LIKE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE LATE MAYOR WHO JUST PASSED AWAY.

hahaha! :))

a devil who'll stay beside you

I admit I'm a DEVIL

a red-horned, long-tailed devil. But what's unique and amazing with me is that, I'm the kind of devil who'll stay beside you when you're left alone by your

fake angels

the new generation of kids

Kinder Boy: Can I kiss you?

Kinder Girl: Why? Is there something wrong with my lips?

*the new generation of kids. haha! :))

You wish and dream with all your heart, remember that old star can take you part away. You've got to help alone with some hard work of your own. Never ever lose sight of what's really important.

Everyone says that love hurts, but that's not true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Everyone gets thesse things confused with love. But in reality, love is the only thing in this world that covers up all the pain.

heartbreak

"I wish that heartbreak was as painless as getting a hair cut..

you don't feel anything,

but when it's over..

it's a new you."

a person who truly knows you

"A person who truly knows you is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else still believes in the smile on your face."

"in ever ending, there's such a thing that we call HAPPY ENDING."

You know what makes life confusing?

It's when you can't determine if things are signs for you to give up.
Or just too see if you can hold on for long.

FAKE PEOPLE

"Our life is full of FAKE PEOPLE

Before you decide to judge them,

make sure YOU are not one of them."

There is a 'lie' in believe, 'over' in lover, 'end' in friend, 'us' in trust, 'ex' in next, and 'if' in life.

Pedro & Juan

Pedro: pre, hirap ng walang tubig noh?

Juan: oo nga eh, yung brief ko parang movie.

Pedro: movie? bakit naman?

Juan: now on it's second week!!! :))

If you don't want to lose the closeness you have with a person...
never fall in love with them.

i forgive people

"Sometimes, I forgive people simply because I still want them in my life."

love is not the end of life

Sometimes we just have to let go of someone who matters to us. Not  because we want too, but because we have too. Because it's the right thing to do. Let us remember that we can't force anyone to love us. We can't beg someone to stay when s/he wants to leave This is what love is all about. However the end of love is not the end of life. It should be the beginning of understanding that love leaves for a reason, but leaves with lesson.

EFFORT counts a lot

Don't settle for someone who only buys you coffee.
Go for someone who makes you one.
EFFORT counts a lot.

most beautiful words a guy can tell to her girl

"The next girl i'll ever love in this world will be our daughter."

real love

Real love is something expressed in words, not even in action, it's something that's just felt. Without needing to say, or hear or do something to prove it. It's something that defies and can never be defined by time spent together, by distance or by age. Because when you love truly, everything is nothing. Even in silence, love hears. Even in absence, love sees, It's knowing whatever happens, whoever comes, the feeling is still the same.

scared to love someone

if you are scared to love someone,
just close your eyes and
let your heart feel
what your heart is saying.

Not everything you worked hard for is always meant to be YOURS

"Not everything you worked hard for is always meant to be YOURS.

Somehow you LOSE,,
But when you lose,

There will come a BETTER ONE that YOU surely deserve more than anything."

Love.. possible after friendship

Love is possible after friendship
but friendship is not possible after love.

That's just because medicines
can work before death,
but not possible after death.

i wish i'm still a kid

I wish I'm still a kid.
No broken heart, no painful tears
only a wounded knee
but a kiss from mom..
makes everything okay.

lesson in life

A wise man sat in the audience and cracked a joke.
Everybody laughs like crazy.
After a moment, he cracked the same joke again.
This time, less people laughed.
He cracked the same joke again and again.
When there is no laughter in the crowd,
HE SMILED AND SAID:
You can't laugh at the same joke again and again,
but why do you keep crying over the same thing
over and over again?

pride

Don't take pride for granted,

because pride is just a 5 letter word
that may kill a long spelled

RELATIONSHIP

true love

I don't believe that true love means letting go.
Because true love means loving more enough
that you would never even think
of loving at all

never say goodbye

"Never say goodbye, because saying goodbye means going away.
and going away means forgetting."
-Peter Pan

FACT about tears

Tears are composed of 1% water and 99% feelings.

destiny

They say your destiny is already written. But sometimes you just have to grab a pen and become the author of your life.

When I say ''I love you,'' it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what and who you are.
-jossy whedon

perfect guys don't exist, but there's always one guy that is perfect for you

He's not perfect. You aren't either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn't to quote poetry, he's not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don't hurt him, don't change him, and don't expect more than he can give. Don't analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he's not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don't exist, but there's always one guy that is perfect for you.
-Bob Marley

playing

we don't stop playing
because we grow old
we grow old
because we stop playing

a girl will always be a girl

She may shout at you,
fight with you
and stubborn at all times
but in the end of the day,
she's certain of one thing.
She loves you and she's willing to get hurt just for her love for you.

11 painful things

1. Bringing back the feeling you've learned to forget.
2. Reminiscing the good times.
3. Trying to hide what you really feel.
4. Loving someone who loves another.
5. Having a commitment with someone you know would not last.
6. Shielding your heart to love somebody.
7. Loving a person too much.
8. Right love at the wrong time.
9. Taking risk to fall in love again.
10. Accepting that it was never meant to me.
11. "What if's".

difference in school & life

In school, you're taught a lesson and then give a test.
In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.

3 L's: Live, Laugh, Love ; which was most important?

My mentor told me to remember the 3L's:
1. Live
2. Laugh
3. Love
He asked me which was most important and I said LIVE. Because if you don't live, you can't laugh and love. However, he corrected and told me that LOVE was the most important because if you never find love, you'll never laugh and never completely understand the meaning of living.

woest feeling

The worst feeling is not being lonely..
It's when someone make you feel special, then suddenly leaves you hanging and you have to pretend you don't mind it at all.

right & wrong..

"It doesn't matter if you pick the wrong one. after all how will you know which is right if you don;t know which is wrong."

in every love story..

Why is it that in every love story, mom agrees and dad disagrees? It’s because mom knows what love is, and dad knows what boys are

i wish..

I wish my brain had a map to tell where my heart should go.

just like a great movie

I'm just like a great movie..
the problem is..
No matter how great movie i may be..
after the show..
still everybody leaves me.. :(

best friends

I know were best friends because I can just walk into her house and shout, "I'M HOME!"

people is sentimental because..

One of the things why people become sentimental is because memories don't change.

just like the rainbow

just like the rainbow after the rain, a good thing will always happen after you experience pain.

a quote for a meaningful living

"You have the freedom to make your choices..
BUT..
you are not free to choose the consequences."

"When you see that the same bad thing repeats itself and you don't know why..
perhaps it is still teaching you something that you still refuse to learn."

Look for something positive in every seemingly negative situation and thank God for it. :)

reason to change

"No one can change a person, but someone can be a person's reason to change."
~Spongebob Squarepants

Love

love is composed of single soul inhabiting two bodies
~Aristotle

shoe

just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will just fit perfectly..
no forcing,, no struggling.. no pain..

someone asked, "how does it feel to love someone who loves someone else?"

after a deep breath, i said, "i'ts like hugging a cactus. the tighter you hug the more it hurts."

getting HURT doesn't a;ways mean you SUFFERED. it also means you loved SINCERELY.

handwriting sucks!

When you get back to school after a break,

your handwriting SUCKS!

AGE

AGE is an issue of mind over matter...

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

i wonder how boys feel...

i wonder how boys feel when they're in love..