Lunes, Agosto 20, 2012

don't break anybody's heart

don't break anybody's heart,
they have only one.

break their bones,
they have 206.

Ang pag-ibig parang exam

Ang pag-ibig parang exam.
di ka malilito kung talagang alam mo yung sagot sa mga tanong.
lalo na kung nagkamali ka na noon.

KALANDIAN

kung may SUBJECT na kalandian..

tiyak mawiwindang ang DepEd sa dami ng VALEDICTORIAN.

SUSI ka ba?

Boy: Miss, susi ka ba?

Girl: Ang kulit! bakit?

Boy: Pwede ka bang maKEYS?

Sabado, Agosto 18, 2012

KALIWA at KANAN

kaya pala may KALIWA at KANAN..

para LEFT the person that hurts you..

and find the RIGHT person that will love you. :))

Martes, Agosto 14, 2012

ang LOVE parang pag-kain ng BANGUS

Ang LOVE
parang pagkain ng BANGUS,
daming SAGABAL!

LOVE

one day, the BF gave a gold ring to his GF as a gift.

BF: I bought this ring because of the 4-letter word.

GF: LOVE?

BF: hindi ah.. "S A L E"

Biyernes, Agosto 3, 2012

being MAGALA is CUTE

Being MAGALA id natural to us,
kasi mga CUTE tayo!

So when someone tell you...
"Hoy! Grabe ka kung gumala!"

Just turn your back and say,
ÄFFECTED ka? Ikaw ba naman regaluhan ng ganitong itsura hindi mo IRARAMPA?"

Ang iyong kagandahan ay parang password mo

Ang iyong kagandahan ay parang password mo lang yan dahil ikaw lang ang nakakaalam! :p

unconditional love

Unconditional love means loving the person exactly as they ARE, exactly as they were BEFORE and exactly as they will be in the FUTURE
...because people change all the time, so if you love the person, you will love them even if they become something you disagree with..

pinakamasarap na kape

Alam mo ang pinakamasarap na kape?



Ang KAPE-ling ka

forever I will stay loving you

1 + 1 = two eyes looking at YOU


12 + 12 = twenty four hours thinking of YOU


3 + 4 = seven days in a week missing YOU


11 + 1 = twelve months I always need a person like YOU


2 + 2 = four ever I will stay loving YOU

music & lyrics

When you're happy, you enjoy the music.
But when you're sad,
you understand the lyrics.

Hi-Five

Death: Take my hand.

Person: NO! I know that if I touch you, I'll die!

Death: Wow! Ang talino mo naman! Hi-five nga!

Person: Ako pa! Apir! (PATAY)

Lesson: Satan will use all his tactics to fool us. So be WISE!

parang Lapis ang BUHAY ko pag wala ka

pag wala ka



ang buhay ko parang LAPIS
na hindi pa natatasahan



POINTLESS

ang LOVE ay parang GUBAT

ang LOVE ay parang GUBAT



imposibleng walang AHAS