BILBIL

'di lahat ng
bumabakat
sa damit
masarap at bastos



-BILBIL

the place

THE PLACE...



Iyon yung kapag sinuntok ka,
hindi kamasyadong tinamaan..


THE PLACE LANG...


hahahahaha!!!

kwento

Hindi lahat ng kwento ay totoo


pero



hindi lahat ng totoo ay dapat ikwento..


[makes sense, right?]

ms universe (joke)

Ms. Universe intro:

gutom ako,
gutom kayo,
gutom tayong lahat!
HUNGARY!

ola viola kaserola tinola saranggola
arinola ni lola!
VENEZUELA!

malay mo,
malay niya,
malay nating lahat!
MALAYSIA!

baha dun,
baha dito,
baha sa buong mundo!
BAHAMAS!

hindi sa akin,
hindi saýo,
kanino siya?
KENYA!

one way,
two way,
there's no other way!
NORWAY!

mula sa lupaing kulang sa bigas,
mataas ang gas,
sandamakmak na mandurugas..
PILIPINAS!


LOL!!!

facial discrimination

bakit pag lalaking GWAPO

ang tumitingin sa babae ang tawag CHICKBOY

pero pag di GWAPO

ang tawag MANYAK

tapos pag ang sumusunod sunod sa babae ay GWAPO

ang tawag SECRET ADMIRER

pero pag DI  GWAPO

ang tawag STALKER?

ito ba ang tinatawag na FACIAL DISCRIMINATION?

heart : don't act like you're in love all the time

i asked my heart why i can't sleep at night..

heart replied: because you already slept in the afternoon..don't act like you're in love all the time.

friends with BENEFITS

bakit kasi kailangan pang maging bf/gf?
kung pwede namang maging friends lang..





....with B E N E F I T S ! :D

magandang asal

bata : tinuruan po kami ng magandang asal sa school kanina

nanay : ah talaga? di marunong ka nang gumalang?

bata : malamang. tanga ka ba?

XD

two types of people

"There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world : those who are afraid to try themselves, and those who are afraid that you will succeed."-RAY GOFORTH

cockroach! :D

what;s worse than finding a cockroach in your burger while eating?



pag nakita mong KALAHATI na lang yung cockroach! :D

itnok time! :)

BOY : alam mo sana naging manok ka na lang.
GIRL : huh? bakit naman? hindi naman ako tumitilaok ah.. hmmm!
BOY : para lagi mong inuupan ang itlog ko..

"Wake up happy, laugh out loud, hum a tune, whisper a prayer and savor a memory.

LIFE is like a scoop of ice cream, taste and enjoy it before it melts."

sa JEEP

pasaherong nakaputi : mama, bayad ko po!

driver : estudyante ba?

pasahero : registered nurse na po!

driver : yabang! mataas pa kita ko sayo!